ever have to stop buying a healthy snack 'cause it's only healthy if you have 1 serving but before you know it, you've eaten 9?

what's the current mac daddy TV tech for image. we need a new one & i have no idea?

my son is 11 & when it comes to music, "Parental Advidory" warnings are already a thing of the past. he can listen, he's just not aloud to repeat.

THANK YOU SO MUCH!!

ok.... ever catch yourself taking a whiz & stop midstream to hear the solo in the song? (first time for me) @DefLeppard 'Rock Brigade' i remember hearing that solo when i was a kid & freaking out.

my son (who is 10), says, "hey dad can we go to a movie?" i tell him i think he's seen everything & ask what he wants to see. he replies, "'Fly Me to the Moon' with Channing Tatum looks survivable". "SURVIVABLE". that's AWESOME.

when you really want granola, pour a bowl of granola, realize you're out of coconut milk, your eyes go from milk to cold pressed coffee in the fridge back & forth for 30 seconds & you pick the coffee. AND LIKE IT!!! 👍🏻

"X what do you want for breakfast?" - "bacon eggs & toast". me making/timing everything so it's all done & hot at the same time & say, "come eat, it's gonna get cold". later.... "you didn't touch the eggs?" - "they got cold". why don't they have a pulling-my-hair-out emoji?

the health dept of the entire world broadcasts a new fact that eating a jar of this a day is amazing for every organ of your body, blood flow, brain function AND helps you lose weight. which would you pick? peanut butter or ice cream.

wives: "the house cleaners are coming. help me tidy up". not-so-smart hubbies, "what the fuck for. that's LITERALLY their job". smart hubbies, "i got the laundry room."

ok... took my daughter to see Barbie yesterday. there was some stuff that was SO NOT 7 year old appropriate but man.... i am NOT afraid to admit i haven't laughed out loud that many times in a theater in a LONG TIME!!

it's funny to me how many comments on this vid are like "wrong guitar", "doesn't sound right on a gibson".... etc. first of all judging by a phone recording & 2ndly giving away that they don't know shit. youtu.be/x56kO6NWLGs

dude, it's called an indicator light. not a permission light. i'm TELLING you i'm coming into the lane, not asking. #smileandwave when you #getthefinger

ahhhh... morello is the exception. but he doesn't shred with the best of them. he shreds like morello.

LOVE John 5 but i REALLY wish he got longer guitar straps for his current gig. 🤪

is it just me or a setting on my iphone 13 max pro that's just taking shitty photos?? like you zoom in & it's blurry as fak. & if a clearer version is in the cloud to keep more hd space on my phone, how do i access that??

I CAN'T WAIT TO WATCH THE AL YANKOVIC STORY TONIGHT!!!!!!!!!! @TheRokuChannel

Just posted a photo instagram.com/p/CkTToBhulbH/…

landing in cincinnati late last night. that's what you call 2 "happy to be here"s bookending a "what day is it???" instagram.com/p/CkQ2jcxrbSz/…

the @kurtdeimer weekend is under way. LET'S FLY BOYZ!! instagram.com/p/CkPElExv-gK/…