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Will you do this to your Debit card?
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Altering a debit or credit card by cutting or grinding destroys the thin internal NFC antenna required for tap-to-pay. Contactless payments require an intact card with its embedded antenna and chip.
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If you're a fan of dry comedy than Steven Wright is the one for you. He made his name in the 80s with his crazy one-liners. I personally think the man is absolutely hilarious. I believe he was also known as guy on the couch in the movie half baked. 🤣🤣🤣
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I knew this gag had an original reference but this is my first time seeing it. Stewie wasn’t even exaggerating. 😂
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“I mean, shit, it's what war is, you know? Once you in it, you in it. If it's a lie, then we fight on that lie.”
-Slim Charles, Baltimore Poet Laureate
