The Reapers PR Dept.

This hurts you, Valentine

Calibrate good times, come on! (Let's calibrate)

We should go

Reaper Shepard is such a meanie

Just destroyed Alderaan but the Empire took credit for it. Damn.

#InMassEffect4 Harby and Sov form the Rockin' Reapers, a band that indoctrinates through the power of song

Ah yes...

Mass Effect was essentially the Knight of the Old Republic team's way of making more KOTOR without access to the Star Wars license

This hurts you: Salarian/Asari Reaper hybrid

You burned dinner, so I have incinerated your planet to save you from the dangers of a kitchen fire.

We must have gotten stuck in a time warp, Xbox One is coming out again.

We once crossed paths with Khan. He said he was better, so we annihilated him with a Reaper Laser Beam to the face.

A life sized Paladin pistol model? Why not a life sized Liara model?

So many Star Wars tweets. I think we should try to do some reckoning and destruction at that galaxy far far away instead.

So Shepard, you have 30,000 credits to arm your crew and improve your ship? Why not buy a 25,000 credit aquarium?

Assuming direct control of the dance floor....

Did you ever think of the Reapercussions?

Do you even lift?

Since the invasion isn't going that well, we've decided to switch tactics and just indoctrinate your leaders to raise taxes. Chaos ensues.

Reaper Thresher Maws was something we considered, until we realized we had to at least give you a fighting chance twitpic.com/cjk6ai