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🚨 Circana says the only thing Xbox is leading in is CEO Profiles of Asha 😂
- Xbox down whopping 27%
- PS5 UP 22%
- Wolverine best selling game - generating highest launch dollar sales for Sony since Helldivers in 2024
Says that “passion” on X by Xbots is only leading to more decline
Caaaalllleeed iiiittttttt
Uh-Oh Xbots gotta change the narrative again..
Can't blame Game Pass for Steams weak numbers on this one. As I said, they threw an ungodly amount of money on an IP in decline
Also remember they inflate numbers by adding all versions together, so it's even worse numbers...
Hearing Asha is not easy to work for and not well liked as everyone thinks she’s a narcissist addicted promoting herself with weekly interview puff pieces while she discards the devs by the thousands…morale at Xbox is extremely low
Xbots are claiming Xbox sales suck because stores are out of stock bahahahahahaha
All they do is…
📉 تراجع مبيعات Xbox Series X|S لا يعني بالضرورة ضعف الطلب!
على عكس ما يروج له "بعض" أشباه الإعلاميين الذين يعيشون على أموال سوني و بعض الصفحات المتملقة الذين يظنون انفسهم اعلاميين، مشكلة مبيعات Xbox أعمق من عزوف اللاعبين عن المنصة.
الأجهزة حرفيا أصبحت نادرة في العديد من المتاجر، حتى متجر مايكروسوفت الرسمي، مع وجود قيود على التصنيع وإيقاف بعض الطرازات.
إليكم ثلاث معطيات تلخص لكم المشكلة :
🔹 إقرار إدارة Xbox بأزمة الانتاج الحادة في يونيو 2026.
🔹ايقاف طراز 2TB و رفع الاسعار.
🔹 متجر مايكروسفت الرسمي التي توجد به طرازات Xbox غير متوفرة.
She got in there and said there ain’t no fixing this mess!!
🚨 Xbox created a chief operating officer role just a few months ago and the COO os already quitting 😂
Saw where Netflix bailed on Xbox exclusive films and tv shows…we were actually so close to getting this…😂😂
Lmao, rules for thee but not for me…
Tim pup complains that journalists report things they hear
Meanwhile Tiny Tim makes up things he’s heard on a daily basis and passes them off as truth…can’t make it up
He said he heard Gears is selling very well bahahahahaha 😂😂😂🤡
The day I can get cell signal anywhere with no dead spots- i’m gone
Screw these guys
May go buy spacex shares
AT&T, Verizon, and T-Mobile are jointly lobbying the FCC to preserve existing rules as @SpaceX moves closer to launching its own independent cellular network that would compete directly with the three major U.S. carriers.
On Oct 20th, reps from all three major U.S. wireless carriers met with FCC officials to push back against proposed changes that would give satellite companies more freedom to offer cellular service.
The carriers urged the FCC to:
• Block satellite companies from using certain 5G frequencies currently used by wireless carriers.
• Keep rules requiring satellite companies to get permission from wireless carriers before using their licensed spectrum.
• Allow wireless carriers to maintain control over these agreements, including the ability to end them.
• Reconsider proposed interference limits to protect existing cellular networks.
Based on all the public communications from these carriers, and the lobbying, they are clearly worried that SpaceX's @Starlink Mobile network is going to be a major competitor to them. Starlink Mobile will become the first network operator to deploy both satellite and terrestrial spectrum.
The FCC recently announced that they are considering new rules that could make it easier for satellite companies like SpaceX to offer cellular service without relying as heavily on existing wireless carriers, so this is partly what the three big carriers are fighting against.
Asha the destroyer
'Report: Arkane Studios has until November 13 to find a buyer - "Several forms of takeover" reportedly under consideration.' gematsu.com/2026/10/report-a…
You don’t own your dashboard on Xbox
So you paid somewhere in the ballpark of half a billion dollars and your console sales still declined by huge margins and you’ve got how many players???
Yes Dave…
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It's actually wild how little understanding of finance or statistical literacy people have.
Sure Game Pass brings in like $400-$500M a month, it also costs them like a billion+ a year in 3rd party licensing, billions in 1st party development, millions in infrastructure and hosting, and not to mention the capital investment like acquiring studios.
It's like thinking "I'm $20k in debt, I make $5K a month, I can pay it off in four months", no you won't. Life expenses, surprise expenses, and impulsive spending will take you years to pay down that debt.
Now apply that same reasoning to $500M games that at maximum have sold 7M copies, buyouts of $69B publishers.
Satya Nadella confessed on stage that Xbox hasn't been profitable in years yet, mfs with no financial literacy will be like "Bro they already paid this off".
If you think this is bad, Just wait till asha is hijacking your game with ads
Xbox is hijacking your console's dashboard (and any custom dynamic backgrounds) to aggressively advertise Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 4.
Already bought the game? Doesn't matter. You'll still see the ads ⤵️
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'Even if Gears was on PS5 it wouldn't have been profitable'
Would you let the entire house burn down if you already had a hose in your hand?
Asha had a hose already built and threw it away...she's playing with peoples lives & put everyone at risk and burned free money & got NOTHING in return
Of course Gears wouldn't be profitable. But it would have certainly mitigated some of the catastrophic damage. It was free money. Could have opened it up to a new audience.
Asha was gifted the worst sales slump in history as a reward. Time to get her dolled up and roll her out for 5 more interviews... where she can cry she has to fire a bunch more workers cause they need....MORE MONEY...
Xbox just had its worst September EVER in sales - Planning new layoffs
So let's see what Tiny Tim is doing...
oh..just gaslighting his followers to make them think people are buying Xbox
Guy is legit a compulsive liar...think he has a fetish for humiliation
All they do is...