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As I walk through the valley of shadow of death/ I realize I left the stove on/so now I gotta walk back though the valley of shadow of death
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We got 2 words for you... PLAY. BALL.
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VIP GIVEAWAY — @LifeIsBeautiful reveals 2023 lineup: @TheKillers, @KendrickLamar, @ODESZA + more. ENTER NOW for your chance to win (2) VIP tickets to #LifeIsBeautiful.👇 To enter: 1. Follow @TheFestiveOwl 2. RT this tweet. Winner contacted 4/11. Bonus: bit.ly/3lLMJPF
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It's officially #EarthWindAndFireDay!!! 🥳 🥳 🥳 Ask everyone you know today, "Do you remember ?", and watch the lyric video here: youtube.com/watch?v=131OjWrd… 🌍💨🔥
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Bill Russell promised to give KG one of his rings if he didn’t win one in Boston So wholesome man 😭
The Standups Season 3 is OUT NOW! 🎉 Doesn’t matter if you’re at home or on the @Netflix app - you can stream all the laughs you want. Sharing the stage with @dustyslay, @janellejcomedy, @marknorm, @melissavcomedy  and @Blacktress so be prepared. @netflixisajoke
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🍀 T O N I G H T 🍀 If you think you can find a better comedy show...GOOD LUCK! @norlexsaid @BlazerRamon @shainbrenden @jaylenetran @sacklunch_ • TICKETS ➡️ Link in Bio 🎭🍻 • #TheRockwell #SaturdayNight #ThingsToDo #BosArts #do617 #Boston @jsmittycomedy @thesamike
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I’m on tour making a doc about comedy coming back after the pandemic. We put out an @Indiegogo campaign to help us with costs. Any help would be greatly appreciated, thank you! indiegogo.com/projects/comed…
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#PauseWithSamJay is created by stand-up comedian and writer @SamJayComic and the producer, writer and director @The_A_Prentice, and features a fresh take on the late-night talk show format with a fresh lens to plunge into the cultural issues that divide us. 🎙
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We made a beautiful thing and tonight y’all get to watch it. Tune in stupid
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Awwww shit @HBO bout to bring fat niggas BACK!!! A la Heavy D ... real shit sooo proud of every damn body!!
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Full sketch with @TheSamIke at thedailytoo.com. Based on report by @motokorich.
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Today @TheSamIke interviews a Hindu nationalist. Full episode: anchor.fm/the-daily-too/epis…
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Steps black people can take to make sure the cop who kills them goes to jail. #GeorgeFloyd #GeorgeFloydTrial #guilty #thedaily #michaelbarbaro
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Do you find yourself weirdly turned on by a beer gut, cargo shorts and receding hairline? Don’t worry! This Friday @brittanyrcarney and @TheSamIke help us come terms with our collective obsession with non traditional male physiques. Listen and learn in a few short days!
Jeff Bezos really worth 200B and aint Batman or Ironman yet. That mf a bum
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Bitch, shut the fuck up.
While I'm not suggesting Bill Burr is a racist, a white man having a non-white wife can sometimes be a sign of racism. So you shouldn't assume someone isn't racist just because they own a minority sex servant. They may very well have one because they're racist.
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
There is a critical lack of evidence supporting the idea that Bill Burr’s wife is a sex slave of any kind. Additionally, wives in general are not sex servants as this tweet implies. This was posted in bad faith to cause anger.
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