The Two Pints Podcast

Sleep with an eye mask? You might wake up to someone pulling your feet down the bed. Some nightmares are so vivid, they feel real. Maybe don't tell your friends about them... #ScaryStories #Nightmares #Sleep

After a stroke, her brain rewired, leading to full conversations in numbers. Imagine asking 'How are you?' and getting '94,000, 6, 4, 2.' A truly unique and personal experience. #Humanity #StrokeRecovery #Coping

Mistakenly booked a show thinking it was mild-mannered dancing. Turns out 'Dream Boys' involves full nudity and some serious 'weaponry'! Inviting my wife was a terrible mistake. She's now seen what she could have had. #AwkwardMoments #Comedy

Even at 45, the fear of the dark lingers. Putting out the bins at night still feels like a race against an unseen pursuer. Who else still runs back to the house? #Relatable #Adulting #Fear

Friends sharing intimate services – one waxes her friend's bits professionally. The other vows never to return the favor, citing proximity to ankles as a barrier. Some lines just can't be crossed, even between besties. #Friendship #Boundaries #Waxing

Ralf has only just discovered the Ibiza Final Boss… and he genuinely can’t believe what he’s hearing 😂

Is this just one of those things every Brit does on holiday? 😂

“I like a steak bake, but wouldn’t want my wife to smell like it” 😂 You might not have heard of ‘vabbing’… but sorry now you do 🤣

We don't think you'd ever be able to recover from this embarrasing moment 😬😅 #TwoPintsPod #EmbarrasingMoment #Podcast

Ralf's a big fan of the social media algorithms 😆

Are dog walkers weird for doing this?! 🤣 #TwoPintsPod #Podcast #DogWalkers

When is the earliest acceptable time to have a beer in the morning on holiday? Let us know in the comments! 🍻 #TwoPintsPod #Podcast #WillMellor

Will had a nightmare with his old phone 😅

Have you ever spotted this in Manchester? 🤣

There's some belting place names across the UK 🤣 #TwoPintsPod #Podcast #TwoPints

Bear Grylls or Ray Mears - who gets your vote? 👀

Throwback to the time Ralf found hair tickener spray in Will's bag 😅

WHO is buying pictures of feet on the internet?! 🤣

Not many women are aware of this 🤣

There's only one answer to this question, right? 👀