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The truth is out there, but this is more amusing.

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Señor Dinosaur@senordinosaurJul 29
Our new track drops Friday
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FLORIDA MAN DISCOVERS HALF A MILLION IN COCAINE WRAPPED IN YOSEMITE SAM CARTOONS ON BEACH - Hear the full episdoe - linktr.ee/floridamanpod
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Señor Dinosaur@senordinosaur31 Jan 2025
Put our cover of Rancid’s Maxwell Murder in any punk playlist you have on Spotify? open.spotify.com/track/39JQD…

Maxwell Murder

Señor Dinosaur · Maxwell Murder · Song · 2025

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Her billionaire opponent shits in a gold toilet
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@endofanerajc11 Sep 2024
kamala harris was not wearing earphone earrings during the debate. she was wearing $800 tiffany & co pearls. instead of pushing conspiracies how about we point out that most americans would kill for $800 in their savings, not on their ears, and she’s out of touch that way.
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D.U.I-Fridays
CONSEQUENCE (@consequence) profile pictureCONSEQUENCE
@consequence5 Jul 2024
Justin Timberlake is opening a sports bar with Tiger Woods in Scotland → cos.lv/qjCO50Sw086
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Dave Weasel
@DaveWeasel8 Mar 2024
When your 8 year old nephew flexes his muscles at you
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Still holds up redbubble.com/i/t-shirt/Fuck…
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Still holds up
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Trump signs executive order to snag @DonaldTrump handle to replace @realDonaldTrump thevalleyreport.com/2020/05/…
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School security guard accidentally kicks black female student 37 times in the face thevalleyreport.com/2016/04/…
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Tomi Lahren on tattoo: “It’s a reminder of where I came from” (2017) thevalleyreport.com/2017/12/…
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Stepdad feels American deaths worth his hobby of getting too drunk at Applebee’s thevalleyreport.com/2020/05/…
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*yawn*
Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) profile pictureDonald J. Trump
@realDonaldTrump27 Apr 2020
FAKE NEWS, THE ENEMY OF THE PEOPLE!
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Jesus distances himself from Christianity after Republicans warp his message beyond recognition thevalleyreport.com/2020/01/…
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Hero dog awarded purple heart for catching bone spurs in combat thevalleyreport.com/2019/11/…
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Study links vaping to celibacy thevalleyreport.com/2019/11/…
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Bombshell Republican defense "Do you really want a Mike Pence presidency?" thevalleyreport.com/2019/11/…
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