The Yootopian is a weekly(ish) comic strip that lambastes political idiocy. Proud to be one of the few Conservative voices in this media channel.
Somewhere in the USA
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Yes, Social Security is the absolute literal definition of a Ponzi Scheme.
And right around 2033 when the reserves run out, that Ponzi Scheme will implode.
And everyone on Social Security will get totally screwed.
As will all young people who will pay MUCH more.
I never heard of @redbaronpizza before yesterday.
I am now a devoted customer.
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You realize that nearly all of Norway’s wealth comes from FOSSIL FUELS… right?
Right?
What does that tell you?
Genz: we are too poor to afford houses!
Also GenZ: we demand to live in houses that are TWICE AS LARGE as what our parents lived in when they started out!
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Answer: build smaller houses.
Hey @grok what was the average size of a starter home in 1960 vs 2026.
To those who think they understand economics and data… what does this chart tell you?
Who is at fault for the inflation and rise of food prices?
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Would it have been better if @Shanemgillis chastised women at the gym for being too frumpy?
C’mon ladies… glam it up a bit! Those mirrors are here for a reason!
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But where did you buy your venti double espresso nonfat soy milk latte for $11 every morning?
Would it have been better if @Shanemgillis chastised women at the gym for being too frumpy?
C’mon ladies… glam it up a bit! Those mirrors are here for a reason!
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To all women at the gym:
I am NOT a piece of meat to be ogled by your lustful eyes.
Stop degrading men! We can wear what we want - it’s up to you to look away!!
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To all women at the gym:
I am NOT a piece of meat to be ogled by your lustful eyes.
Stop degrading men! We can wear what we want - it’s up to you to look away!!
🤖 Made with AI
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If you were an attractive woman dressed provocatively while working out at the gym, how would you feel if no man looked at you?
If you were an attractive woman dressed provocatively while working out at the gym, how would you feel if no man looked at you?
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If you were an attractive woman dressed provocatively while working out at the gym, how would you feel if no man looked at you?
If no one even noticed?
If you were an attractive woman dressed provocatively while working out at the gym, how would you feel if no man looked at you?
If no one even noticed?
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And THIS is what elitist snobs think of people who live in small towns.
Bookmark it, folks.
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Social Security is a Ponzi Scheme and the younger generation are the ones who get screwed while the older folks already got paid out.
