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Joined November 2011
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As well as Lady Fash, Prince William’s other godparents include a man who, according to Wikipedia, raped and impregnated a 14 year old child. They certainly know how to pick them, don’t they?
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If you listen closely you can make out the death song of the whining piss baby.
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When I competed at the Olympics, they banned me from wearing an arm band too. To be fair, I was competing in the swimming.
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Dear @SteveBarclay I'm planning to visit all 40 new hospitals in one week on a unicycle to raise money for charity. Can you let me know where they all are please?
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Proper lol
And so, with four brief paragraphs on page 26, New York Post breaks the news about a perennial candidate's third try, with cholesterol levels "unknown":
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I know many of you are following the story of how Nadine Dorries misled the House of Commons Culture Select Committee on which I sit. The Committee issued an excoriating report about her. I sent a copy to The Speaker asking him to take action. Have a listen to his response to me.
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Good to see efforts to hold toxic, bullying men to account in Westminster, but it shouldn't be so hard to do so, and no PM should enable this behaviour and protect abusers, especially a PM who came to office saying he'd govern with integrity
EXCLUSIVE: Cabinet Secretary Simon Case was told by senior officials of concerns about Dominic Raab's behaviour, according to three people with direct knowledge Case privately took steps to improve his conduct MoJ boss Antonia Romeo raised it with Raab bloomberg.com/news/articles/…
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Jeremy Hunt claims Labour's plans would "bankrupt the economy" Labour:
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You, Boy! Run to the shop and buy me the biggest Blue Tick in the window.
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It was 15 years ago today that Garry Birtles said on Sky Sports: “Diouf is a master of the dark art of the winger: draws you in, sucks you off.”
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Up the airy mountain, down the rushy glen. We dare not not go hunting for fear of Rishi Sunak.
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This is a MUST watch. Am now a big MArk Moseley fan. #football
The manager of Aldershot Town, Mark Molesley, has given surely the greatest football interview ever:
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Jeremy Hunt is the new Chancellor? That's like appointing Steve Bruce to replace Sam Allardyce
You, boy! What Chancellor of the Exchequer is this?
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“I believe you have a funny story to tell us Kwasi. Is it true you were Chancellor of the Exchequer for about a month?”
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I see Steve Bruce is being put forward as a possible replacement for Truss
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As a former comms person, I’ve sent folks onto television who didn’t hit their talking points this well while sitting in a chair. Impressive—watch:
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