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Bitter & Disaffected Chief Conceptualist, Tactical Widgeteer, 3 & 0 w/gun in hand, Author, 2 Congressional Testimonies, 428-SCJ, F1, VentureBros. POSTAL2&3, MS

Otisburg, Arizona
Joined July 2008
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Night Of The Living Prudes...
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NFNF Eliminate the Martian scurge.
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I’ve posted a timelapse of an hour’s worth of painting so you can go “gosh, you paint fast”. This is hour 7 I think. I mostly put this stuff on Instagram.
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There seems to be a groundswell of sky shenanigans building for a possible Round Two... ...I just want to get some sleep. #Otisburg goeth swimming.
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It’s raining hard! #AZwx #Tucson
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The basso profundo harbinger in the sky that's rolling in sounds like we're in for it -- BIG TIME. And I was actually asleep, too. Damn. This wasn't on my dance card. Just thought I'd share before it hits for real as I pray my power stays on for my meds' sake. Boom, etc.
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Today has not been a very good day… 😖😖😖
News has broken that the great Sandy Frank, prolific producer/distributor, MST3K icon, and the man who brought Gamera and BATTLE OF THE PLANETS to U.S. television, passed away on October 20th. He was 97 years old. May your memory be a blessing, sir. Rest well, and thank you.
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You are welcome to try. Get your affairs in order.
''So now Brazil can militarily invade the USA to kidnap Bolsonaro just like they did in Venezuela, right?''
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Yesterday the Sun unleashed a powerful X1.9-class flare — one of the strongest in recent times. 🔥 A massive cloud of plasma is already racing toward Earth. Latest calculations suggest the impact on our magnetosphere could hit today around midday. A strong G3–G4 geomagnetic storm is expected — bringing vivid auroras and possible disruptions to communications.
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Got one.
🚨 BREAKING OVERNIGHT: SecWar Pete Hegseth has FIRED Lt. Gen. Brett Sylvia after he reportedly FAILED three polygraphs about leaking classified information to the press GOOD RIDDANCE TO ALL LEAKERS! 👋🏻 He's now under investigation over LEAKS about the Iran war, the Russia-Ukraine war and more, and the case has been referred to the DOJ Sylvia purportedly got around the Pentagon's escort rules for reporters by meeting journalists outside the building Hegseth made the right move for our country!
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In 1967 my cousin Eartha Kitt made her debut as Catwoman on the hit show Batman.
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It's not the back seat, but its pedestrian-capturing front end that makes it so attractive. BLaMtifa, your street blocking days are numbered...
What the Heck is it? Hmm 😒 🤔?¿ Throwback Thursday 🔙 🖤 🔥!!
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I just love Enya's "Caribbean Blue" playing at x4 speed in the background! Very soothing.
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It's not the back seat, but its pedestrian-capturing front end that makes it so attractive. BLaMtifa, your street blocking days are numbered...
What the Heck is it? Hmm 😒 🤔?¿ Throwback Thursday 🔙 🖤 🔥!!
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🚨BREAKING: After being largely sidelined by Hollywood following his public endorsement of President Trump in 2016, the Happy Days star, Scott Baio, has joined the cast of Paramount+’s new Taylor Sheridan series Frisco King. The show is a spin-off of Tulsa King and stars Samuel L. Jackson. Sylvester Stallone is also involved in the project through the shared universe and as an executive producer. Baio recently teased the news himself, posting about Frisco King and tagging Sheridan and Jackson. Congratulations to Scott Baio on the return.
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Ending. Right damn now. Every wacky interruption last night is finally conspiring to put me in a coma.
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Don’t EVER tell me that Flydubai Captain Smit Machchhar isn’t a hero, or that it was just an ‘altercation’ in the cockpit. The man is a genuine HERO who saved 174 lives from a scumbag Islamic jihadist who wanted to end 174 lives.
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Though Ledger and Phoenix's takes on the Joker earned them both Oscars, Kurtwood Smith's performance as Clarence Boddicker in RoboCop (1987) most closely captured the character's unbridled, anarchic menace. In all but name and design, he remains the best live action Joker.
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Next time you hear this song just know that the mf was making these faces while singing it
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