I was working as a waitress in a cocktail bar. That much is true. #redv #sydneyswans

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Joined November 2015
Prince Andrew having so many titles taken off him the Queen will now refer to him as the Melbourne Storm
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Where are the bowl first critics now, aye?...
What just happened?! 🤯💥 Mitchell Starc goes ballistic with the second new ball and the Aussies bowl out South Africa on day one! REPORT >> foxsports.com.au/6339a7b9df3…
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Even Hansie Cronje would think this is a dodgy decision...
Glorious day in Cape Town and the Aussies decide to Bowl … Very Very unlike Australia … #SAvAUS
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I felt sorry for Maddinson getting dropped then sent home but now realise he was the lucky one #SAvAUS
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Bowling first in this Test is probably the dumbest thing an Australian team has ever done in South Africa #SAvAUS
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Pretty sure Aus will question this decision when SA are 0-348 at stumps.
"I'm stunned by this decision to bowl first. They must see something in the surface. It's chips in." Simon Katich
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Boland running out of batting partners #SAvAUS
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If Scott Boland was from NSW he would’ve played 200 Tests by now and probably been captain of Australia for the past 10 years
Scott Boland at his very best in Gqeberha with a third Test five-wicket haul 👏 #WTC27 📝: icc-cricket.com/tournaments/…
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Me and Reece Walsh have so much in common. Sprinting 70m and then having to spew. 🤝
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"Can't park there mate!" #Bathurst1000
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Like most of us, De Pasquale was probably waiting for fuel prices to drop down a bit before he filled up #Bathurst1000
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Good to the see the race being led by two NSW fast bowlers, Hazlewood and Holdsworth. #Bathurst1000
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Getting John Williamson to perform at Bathurst just to annoy all the Pauline lovers out there…well played #bathurst1000
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Gonna tell me kids not to get their hopes up in life because dreams definitely do not come true and the bad guys always win
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I blame Silverchair for not reforming #NRLGF
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What's the point of mining all that coal if you're gonna run out of steam
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I know there are plenty of genuine Roosters fans, but that footage of the Roosters watch party was embarrassing #NRLGF #NRLRoostersKnights
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You have to admire this Roosters women’s team, a classic riches to riches story. #NRLWGF
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I still think the Roosters’ women’s team should be called the Hens #NRLWGF
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Judging by this sub-standard PNG rugby league team, they’ll be years away from getting a team in the NRL #PNGvAUS #PMXIII
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