Life’s a b¡tch: we live, and then we die. So what’s the point?🤷♂️
Emalayinini, Nkomazi, Block B
Joined December 2011
- Tweets82.2K
- Following1.7K
- Followers152K
- Likes9.3K
Pinned Tweet
FUNNY 🤣🤣😂
Sizwe Alakine talks about the most expensive T-shirts he ever bought—& instantly regretted it🤣
It cost R9,000, but he didn't know until he got to the till. He got the shock of his life, but couldn't ask to return it because of his pride as REASON the rapper!😂🔥
Podcast & Chill with MacG discusses old videos of NOTA’s girlfriend that surfaced online, showing her with other men before they started dating.
Music executive NOTA didn’t let the trending moment go to waste. He went straight to X to promote her YouTube channel. 😂🔥
GOAT!
MacG: “There’s no platform or network that is more relevant than ours—just this month alone we were doing crazy numbers.” 😀
He said all this while expressing his disappointment over B.U leaving the network and going wild, spewing bile.
Eugene de Kock once told us that the apartheid government supplied Prince Mangosuthu Buthelezi’s IFP with a container full of GUNS for FREE. 🙆♀️
They never asked for a single cent, it happened with the FULL knowledge of their generals
Today, he repeated the same claims. CASH!😢
[SEX FOR JOBS IN KZN]
You get paid weekly, at a rate of R100 per day. You work 7 days a week, with no days off, no matter what. No contract, you work for THREE months udedele abanye🍆
You meet your employer, agree verbally, he books, tlof-tlof, you start working immediately🤮💔
Eugene De Kock says, “FW De Klerk’s Nobel peace prize must be revoked because he is a killer who was never convicted.”
Julius Malema a few years ago:
“Eugene de Kock was a quiet man, he didn't have the face of a monster—yet he k°||ed atleast 120 people...” 😳
Mzwakhe Mbuli once shared a prison cell with Eugene de Kock.
Switch on your TV, he is testifying right now...
[VLAKPLAAS] “As an individual, it’s hard to say how many people I k•||ed, but as a group, we k°||ed between 30 & 35.” 😳😳😳😳
Joe Mamasela worked with apartheid security forces to eliminate anti-apartheid activists.
All was done under the instruction of Eugene de Kock????😢
[TESTIFYING NOW] Eugene de Kock was a dangerous criminal, & he wasn’t nicknamed “Prime Evil” for hugging Black people or blowing kisses at them. He was responsible for k°||ing Black people
Mzwakhe Mbuli was placed in the same prison as Eugene, who was serving a 200-year sentence
Does Bheki Cele also get his nails done, or was Cat Matlala the only one getting a manicure that day?
YOH! 😳🙆♀️
KwaZulu-Natal police have launched a manhunt for a suspect who allegedly shot & k•||ed three people at a Boxer Superstore in eShowe.
MC Menzisto believes this was not the suspect’s first time taking a life. Here’s why:
[BOXER SHOOTING INCIDENT] MC Menzisto urges managers at all workplaces to stop treating their employees like shit.
He makes it clear that he DOES NOT support what happened at Boxer in eShowe.
[INTERESTING] When Serge Cabonge appears in court, committee or before any commission, please give me a missed call. I want to watch his testimony live! 😀
Naqueeda says she would never sleep with a Nigerian man because they are too noisy, no matter the situation😭
When asked if she had ever slept with someone who isn’t South African, she said she doesn’t understand isiZulu, yet she claims to know every language, funny.
Shabba?😂
The Spreading Humours producer invited Cruz Afrika, but he turned it down and said he wanted to be paid for his appearance. Which is fair, in my books.
Later, he agreed, pitched up, and the rest is history. He came with receipts to prove his point.
Cruz Afrika says he wasn’t happy because the Podcast Network edited out a lot of things to protect the Spreading Humours hosts, Zille, Naqueeda and Yanda Woods.
He says they cut out a lot of content to save them.
Who’s this chick on the left of my screen?🤮