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kjr

@ThisKJR

not to be confused with other kjr's.

 michigan
Joined October 2014
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I’d kill for video of the PIN folks first hearing about the “Bypass PIN” button at every gas pump.
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5 minutes of sunny, sardonic brilliance from @AOC. Please watch this and share it?
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@nowthisimpact7 Feb 2019
‘We have a system that is fundamentally broken.’ — Rep. @AOC is explaining just how f*cked campaign finance laws really are

Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez Calls Out Dark Money

‘We have a system that is fundamentally broken.’ — Rep. @AOC is explaining just how f*cked campaign finance laws really are

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Headed to #NewYorkCity with my darlin' for the weekend!
Playing guitar & singing with @ChainofLakes this Saturday at #willowsong Join us! willowsongfestival.com
I think the world is ready for Wet Hot American Summer: Ten Years Later!! youtube.com/watch?v=x6lo3v-I…
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Leave it to @peteholmes to incorporate chord-accurate air guitar into his new special. So good. #FacesAndSounds
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Replying to @Italian_Tree
Really @TravisBravata !?!? You TWEET me about my car bursting into flames?? #BrothersForever
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Little known fact: a "trumppence" is actually cockney slang for how much it costs to buy a douche.
Can't believe I almost missed "fuck you, idiot" day at #HomeDepot
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Where do GR folks enjoy doing yoga? #askingforafriend
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Just posted a photo instagram.com/p/BEllNuetGHA/
So it begins again...
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Trying to think of a creative way to vandalize the fake testicles douchebags dangle from the back of their vehicles. Excepting suggestions.
The entire diaper deserves the championship, and the velcro is undoubtedly the MVP. #holyshit #PrunesAgain #impressive
Thank you to the awful old lady at Panera for donating her BMW's tire to my 2yr old's 'slashing miserable old lady's tire" lesson. #educate
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New CoL tune: chainoflakesband.bandcamp.co…
Standing up on on a plane the second it touches down may be the most efficient way communicate "kiss my ass" without speaking. #GuyIn38B
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New songs are brewing in the practice space. Studio soon!
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Last chance! I will be picking the winner of the tickets when we land today in NY. Make sure to retweet for a chance to win! 4 hours to go!
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Two brand new 2015's; Annie & Kate were born this week! Eve, my 2013, still runs great too. #ihave3kids #daughters
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