SPACEMAN 💯

Manchester United win tonight! Cheers!

People will move on when you die. The day of your funeral they will have sex, watch football, drink and not lose sleep. So why spend the little time you have to live worrying about people's opinions, seeking their validation? If you like, no live your life na you know.

We must have reached a certain level of low reasoning to argue that this Nigerian government is performing.

Those who destroy their Manchester United jerseys and renounce their membership every time things go wrong clearly lack the vision to see beyond the present. Loyalty is easy when things are going well. Your character is revealed when they don't.

Any serious state govt should understand that fixing major roads within its metropolis is basic governance. Bad roads create avoidable traffic, forcing people to waste hours and burn expensive petrol while sitting in gridlock. It’s an unnecessary burden on PH city residents.

When politicians’ convoys have more sirens than the police patrol, you don’t need an economic report to know that something is fundamentally upside down in Nigeria. Even the sirens are working for the government, not the people.

Unlike Norway and Denmark, Nig does not currently operate a general system of govt grants to political parties to finance their campaigns. The question to ask now is where are the fundings for the political parties in Nig coming from.

Olopa started stuttering when he pulled me over on my way to the club Friday night. 🤣 But that’s a story for another day. Let me tell you about the cowry bracelet in my next tweet.

Another episode of “One Way” is legal in PH city. Be warned!

Going down on one knee to propose should probably be abolished in Africa. How do you expect someone to submit to a person they have already watched bow before them? Doesn't that reverse the traditional symbolism of respect and submission?

Martinez though 💔

Why is an oil producing country borrowing money from a country without a drop of oil?

Besides the state budget, can you name at least one other bill that the Rivers State House of Assembly has passed into law within the last one year?

Any radio and TV plug in Ebonyi state?

Arsenal gifted Fleetwood this match 🙆‍♂️

Arsenal is preparing for a big game against Liverpool over the weekend hence their weak run against Fleet.

Every WhatsApp fundraising group should have a deadline for donations. How can we be in a group created for a burial in July, and in October, people are still donating while we’re reposting contributions from August? At this point, I’ve forgotten why we are here.

Applause is the default response of the oppressed.

God, thank you for keeping me standing, for the people who bless me and look out for me, for those who continue to trust me regardless, for the business opportunities, the grace, the visibility, and for keeping me out of trouble. I’ll never take any of it for granted. Grateful 🙏

The most dangerous people are those who know every single piece of shit your diarrhea mouth has said about them behind their back, yet still look you in the eye, smile, and act like they know nothing. Their silence should scare you more than a speeding bullet.