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Houston, TX & Anchorage, AK
Joined November 2011
Hurricane Nicholas avoided Houston just like Mike Fiers does every single time the A’s play the Astros.
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The 2022 Astros had a: 111 team OPS+ vs. 2026 Brewers 105 2.95 rotation ERA vs. 2026 Brewers 3.61 2.80 bullpen ERA vs. 2026 Brewers 3.40 106-56 regular season record 11-2 postseason record, WS champs As great as this Brewers team is, it’s β€˜22 HOU
This Brewers team is far and away the best team of the 2020s
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He didn't even react that he got him.
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The strings on the glove don't count unless you are Jose Altuve. πŸ™ƒ
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Game 3 of the #WorldSeries
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The Milwaukee Brewers and Tampa Bay Rays are playing each other in the World Series. Whichever team wins will have won their first ever World Series. A very exciting development for the game of baseball Dodgers beat reporter: β€œHow can I find a way to make this about the Astros?”
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My favorite play strike β€˜em out, throw β€˜em out! LFG! #worldseries
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Let’s get this started so I can hurry up and cancel Fox One. Blood-sucking bastards. Brewers in seven. #WorldSeries
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I know it's AI and everything, but this hits different πŸ‘€
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