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Engineer, coder, founder and investor. Built a £350m company; now building Luumo Factory. Writing Can’t Be Fired. Hates meetings.

London, UK
Joined March 2011
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It's almost as though this budget was just a shiny shop front with no substance...
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All my posts are written by hand. They're better that way, but the temptation to us AI is very real.
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.@log4j this might be your fault
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The weird thing about the insane pace of AI, is that if you've been sat on the sidelines for the last 2 years, you probably only need 1-3 months to play catch-up. There's loads of twists and turns that many of us have been through - if you're starting now, you can just "skip intro"
🤖 Made with AI
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the moat is a founder with childhood trauma and a constant, debilitating fear of not achieving their potential.
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Had a lot of fun writing this one. Hope you enjoy it: AI can't help you if you spend your day talking to colleagues cantbefired.substack.com/p/a…
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0.5% stamp duty on UK listed stocks is another great example of how our taxation system sucks.
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who's worst at estimating time, software engineers or washing machines?
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I told Claude to make a video about what it's like to be European One day later...
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Deep cut. Nice.
Texting is really nice on the Duo
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I guess now we find out which websites were running on PHP, but this one might be my favourite so far
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Never deleting this app
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Your employees are quietly robbing you with AI, and you probably deserve it cantbefired.substack.com/p/y…
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The UK's had mandatory gender pay gap reporting for 10 years now. I built a tool that tracks how 15,000+ employers have actually performed over that time. Some trends are... not great. I'll be updating with a few leaderboards over the weekend, once everyone's 2025 filings are in (deadline is Saturday!)
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💡 Most people talk about AI in terms of the problems it solves directly. I think that misses the point. ⏱️The real impact of AI is second- and third-order: it has collapsed the cost and time of building software by an order of magnitude. When software becomes 5× cheaper and 5× faster to create, the business case changes for EVERYTHING. The closest example I can think of, is injection moulding. Plastics didn’t just replace wood or metal. Injection moulding made complexity effectively free. Once you’d paid for the mould, adding ribs, clips, textures, snap-fits or hinges cost almost nothing. Entire categories of everyday objects suddenly became worth making - not because demand changed, but because economics did. AI is doing the same to software. It doesn’t just automate tasks. It makes bespoke internal tools, edge-case workflows and “nice-to-have” automations suddenly viable. Software becomes disposable, experimental, and abundant - and that quietly reshapes organisations far more than any single AI feature ever will. 📉The cost of bespoke business process software and automation just crashed through the floor. Complexity just became "cheap". Injection moulding changed the everyday lives of most people. AI-built software will too.
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I like em dashes, and I hate that some people now take them as evidence of text being AI generated.
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I think late stage capitalism is owning a hundred devices and spending your entire life making sure none of them die before you do 🔋
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