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If women are carrying rulers, we’re going to have to start being more honest, lads. teapawt.org/dailymirror/status/100…
Subway customer whips out ruler and finds ‘6-inch sub’ is actually just 4 and a half inches mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/su…
Opta have analysed 442 Premier League games at Anfield, covering every season since 2003/04.
This is the first time Liverpool have failed to register a shot on target in those 442 matches.
via @OptaJoe
I would hate to play the way Arsenal do. Atrocious to watch. Anti-football. But credit to them, they know how to defend with 11.
And we need to create far far more second half. That wasn’t good enough.
LFC in the community was founded in 2010, some 14 years after the club re-entered Europe after English football clubs were banned for multiple incidents of rioting in the 70’s & 80’s.
We know our history - and it didn’t start in 2010 with a sport washing project.
If it was always local school kids wouldn't be so bad but that corner always goes to groups every game. You only had 17,000 for your first Euro game back after the shame of Heysel, which included hundreds of free tickets to "LFC In the Community" @ZAGKAG1811 know your own history
These sort of celebrations teams do when they’re having a good season and enjoying their football.
A team massively underachieving to be doing this and then losing most their games is embarrassing and shows the attitude that is wrong in that football club
Simply not true.
Acaster is excellent on panel shows and bouncing off others. His stand up is lacking.
Gervais is excellent at scripted work like stand up and tv sitcoms.
So her appearance fee.
For a charity tv show.
👍👍👍
Just donated what I would have won for my chosen charity @actnforchildren ❤️ ❤️ amazing cause 😘🙏🏽
Huge weekend for any potential ‘title race’.
If Brighton & Liverpool both win, the top 4 will have a 3 point gap.
If Cheaty & Arsenal both win, the gap between them and third will be 8 points.
The problem with lying about numbers, is you lose track of what you’ve lied about before.
A record crowd for a domestic cup tie at the Etihad tonight 🏡🩵
Thanks for your top support as always, Blues. Onto Saturday 💪
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Attendance for this Carabao Cup tie was 49,107, not a record for a domestic cup match at the Etihad. The previous high was 50,755 vs Wolves in the 2017 League Cup.
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Tim retweeted
@BloodHusky @JimmyCully @DagnallJames @greasygringo666 @UmbroShortsMan @dazd__ @g4ryw4lker @ChatShirt is it just me and my oddballness that has noticed this, VVD wears plane red home socks every home game? 🤷🏻♂️🤭 wonder why?
Am I right in thinking Liverpool have won their last 5 penalty shoot-out’s against Chelsea?
Tonight.
Fa cup final 2022.
League cup final 2022.
Super cup final 2019.
Champions league semi final 2007.
Couple of random things;
Why does every Liverpool player have white trim at the top of their socks except Virgil who is pure red?
Is Gakpo wearing a XXL shirt? It looks huge on him tonight.
I assume 4 year old Zach isn’t part of the ‘Arsenal family’ that Arteta goes on about then?
Photos with a load of millionaires who could literally save his life. 🤮🤮🤮🤮
🚨Excl: Arsenal welcomed four-year-old Zach and his family to the club yesterday, giving him the opportunity to meet his heroes and create special memories.
Zach is battling stage four neuroblastoma and urgently needs to raise £339,000 by early November to travel to Rome for life-saving treatment.
Please support Zach and his family in this fight. Every donation, share and act of kindness can make a difference. 🙏❤️
Donate and follow his journey: @helpsavezach (Instagram) #afc
