Timaeus

Harry calling diary Tom his book boyfriend, and everyone thinking Harry is into romance novels. Diary Tom desperately trying to ascend from book boyfriend to a physical one. 🫣

Tomarry where Harry is a supermodel and the muse of Tom Riddle - the creator director of the House of Gaunt. Tom and Harry get closer during Tom's masterpiece Horcrux jewellery collection show. One thing leads to another, and they end up in the hotel Chamber of Secrets. #Tomarry

Tomarry where Harry works as an Archivist at the Ministry, and Tom is the Minister. Harry always adds his own commentary to archive documents and sometimes just gushes over how handsome the Minister is until one day Tom sees it when reviewing a document from an archive. #Tomarry

Tomarry where drunk Harry uses an ancient book he found in the Chamber of Secrets to brew more firewhiskey, but ends up making potion that makes the drinker the bride/consort of the house of Gaunt/Slytherin. Voldemort definitely isn't happy. #Tomarry

Voldemort leaves his horcrux wife with his followers and goes for a Ministry meeting for 2 hours. Once he comes back, everyone is drunk, even the elves, Lucius has conjured a strip pole and is showing off his flexible moves.

Tom mistaking time-travelling Harry for "Salazar Slytherin's monster" when he finally opens the chamber of secrets and finds Harry inside. Doesn't help that Harry speaks Parseltongue to him, thinking it's the basilisk whom he's trying to draw out by sweet talking.