Ils ne savaient pas que c'était impossible, alors ils l'ont fait (Mark Twain).

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Joined March 2017
J'ai un pote dont le fils n'a pas de prof de SVT depuis 2 mois. Quelqu'un sait à quelle influenceuse il faut s'adresser pour faire remonter le problème ?
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Je crois que Mbappé pour qu'il ait le #Ballondor faut qu'il gagne tous les trophées possibles en foot même le tournoi des pompiers de Brioude, qu'il sauve une vieille en passe de se faire écraser sur un passage piétons et qu'il arrête le conflit israelo-palestinien.
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Prendre la liste de tous les attaquants qui ont eu le #BallonDor . 80% d'entre eux sont moins forts que Mbappé.
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Mbappé est inconstablement le meilleur joueur au monde sur la période 2019-2026 et il n’a toujours pas gagné de BO. Ce trophée n’a plus de sens
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🚨 jurgen klopp on Harry Kane winning the 3026 Ballon D’or over Mbappe and Lamine Yamal. 🎙️reporter: jurgen klopp, harry kane winning the ballon d’or over kylian mbappé,what’s your reaction? 🗣️ klopp: honestly? this is becoming a joke. if mbappé loses the ballon d’or to harry kane, people have every right to question what this award has become. we are talking about kylian mbappé, a player who can destroy an entire defence in seconds, change the biggest games and make the impossible look normal. 🎙️reporter: so you believe kane doesn’t deserve it? 🗣️ klopp: i’m not saying harry kane is a bad player. he is an incredible striker. but are we seriously going to pretend that scoring goals is the only thing that matters? mbappé brings fear into every stadium he walks into. defenders change their entire game plan because of him. you cannot tell me that kind of impact means nothing. 🎙️reporter: some fans will say you’re just disrespecting kane. 🗣️ klopp: disrespecting kane? no! i’m questioning the award. because if mbappé does everything a generational superstar is expected to do and still loses, then what exactly are we rewarding? popularity? narratives? a good season on paper? 🎙️reporter: final message to the ballon d’or voters? 🗣️ klopp: if harry kane wins, congratulations to him. but don’t come back next year telling us the ballon d’or is the ultimate measure of greatness. because when the biggest names in football start questioning the credibility of the award, you cannot keep pretending everything is fine. the ballon d’or is supposed to reward the best player in the world, not create the biggest argument on the internet.
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La saison de Kane, Mbappé en a fait au moins 5 ou 6 quand il etait au PSG. #BallonDor
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If we’re being honest Mbappe should’ve won his 1st ballon dor a while ago
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#BallonDor mouais Kane est un grand joueur mais il joue 9 dans une équipe qui gagne 5-0 tous les week-ends. L'injustice Mbappe se poursuit, il devrait avoir deja 1 ou 2 B0. Personne ne fait mieux que lui sur la régularité au plus haut niveau depuis 10 ans.
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Vu la longueur de la cérémonie,.pas sûr qu'on connaisse le vainqueur du #BallonDor 2026 en 2026.
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Voilà 10 ans que je suis militant @FranceInsoumise. Jamais l'accueil sur le terrain et la dynamique autour de @JLMelenchon n'a été si puissante ! Les passants qui refusent le tract nous disent souvent qu'ils sont déjà convaincus. Et nous ne sommes pas là dans un quartier ou devant une université particulièrement favorable à LFI... On parle de la gare, où arrivent et viennent des gens de divers horizons, de tous les âges. On constate ici que les attaques incessantes contre LFI des médias soit n'ont pas prises, soit ont l'effet inverse. Entre la victoire de Lula au Brésil et l'accueil de la candidature Mélenchon sur le terrain, nous avons plein de raisons de croire à la victoire en mai prochain. En campagne ! Pour gagner ! #Melenchon2027 👉🏻 Signez sur : jlm27.fr/p/7x0LOcNQSW – at Rouen, France
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Rivaldo, Ronaldo, Figo, Ibrahimovic, Vieira, Henry et j'en oublie......ça fait beaucoup de grands joueurs qui disent que Mbappé doit être Ballon d'Or.
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🚨 THIERRY HENRY ON THE BALLON D’OR: “IF LAMINE YAMAL WINS IT OVER KYLIAN MBAPPÉ, THEN WE NEED TO STOP PRETENDING THIS AWARD IS ABOUT FOOTBALL!” 🗣️ Thierry Henry: “I have a lot of respect for Lamine Yamal. He is an extraordinary talent, and at his age, what he is doing is frightening. But I want people to answer one simple question: are we giving the Ballon d’Or to the best player, or are we giving it to the player whose story we enjoy the most? “Because I keep hearing about potential, age, dribbling and entertainment. Wonderful. But since when did the Ballon d’Or become an award for who excites us the most? “Kylian Mbappé has spent years carrying expectations that would break most players. He scores goals, delivers in decisive moments and performs under pressure. Yet somehow, every conversation becomes about what somebody else might achieve in five years. “Lamine is 19. He has time. He could win one Ballon d’Or, five Ballon d’Ors, or none. We don’t know. But Mbappé is already producing at the highest level, and we cannot keep treating what he has actually achieved as less important than what another player might achieve in the future. “And let me say something that might upset people: being the most exciting player to watch does not automatically make you the best player in the world. “Football is not a talent show. It is about production, consistency, decisive moments and what you contribute when the pressure is at its highest. “If Lamine wins it, I will respect the decision. But I want the same people campaigning for him to explain exactly why he deserves it over Mbappé. Not because he is younger. Not because he represents the future. Not because people love watching him. “Give me the football argument. “Because if we start awarding the Ballon d’Or based on potential, then we might as well hand out the next ten trophies before the seasons even begin. “You don’t win the Ballon d’Or because you might become the best player in the world. You win it because, over the period being judged, you actually were.”
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🚨 Gerard Pique on Kylian Mbappe scoring twice against Barcelona: “I’ve seen people comparing Mbappe with Raphinha because of the goals they’ve scored this season. Raphinha is having a fantastic season. I don’t think anybody can seriously argue otherwise. But I watched Mbappe against Barcelona, and I think people need to understand something about defending against players like him. It’s exhausting. And I don’t mean physically. Of course, he’s quick, everybody knows that. I’m talking about what happens in your head. I remember playing against Cristiano at Madrid. Sometimes we’d have 20 minutes where he barely touched the ball. And you’d think, okay, we’re controlling this quite well. Then you’d look over your shoulder and he’d be moving again. You’d tell the other defender, ‘Watch him.’ He’d say, ‘I’m watching him.’ And you’d say, ‘No, watch him properly.’ Because you knew one mistake could undo everything you’d done for the previous hour. That’s what Mbappe does. Against Barcelona, you could see the defenders constantly checking where he was. He makes a run, you follow him. He stops, you stop. He goes again, and now you’re wondering whether to stay with him or hold your position. And while you’re making that decision, the midfielder has already played the pass. That’s the problem. People watch the goals and say, ‘Well, the defending should’ve been better.’ Sometimes it should. But try making the correct decision every single time against a striker who only needs you to get it wrong once. I remember after one Classico, one of our defenders came into the dressing room and said, ‘I don’t understand how he keeps finding space when we know exactly what he’s trying to do.’ And I told him, ‘That’s why he’s one of the best.’ You can study a player all week. You can watch every movement he’s made in the last ten matches. Then the game starts, and he does the same thing you’ve prepared for. And somehow he still gets there first. Mbappe scored twice at Camp Nou. He could’ve had other opportunities too. That tells you how much trouble he caused. And the thing I find funny is that people have become so used to his numbers that they sometimes speak about him as though he’s declining whenever somebody else is scoring more. Raphinha scoring more league goals doesn’t suddenly make Mbappe an ordinary striker. Barcelona are playing very good football, and Raphinha is benefiting from that while contributing enormously himself. But Mbappe has something that very few players possess. He can make a defence uncomfortable even when his own team isn’t playing particularly well. You don’t have to dominate possession for him to hurt you. You don’t even have to create 10 chances. Give him the right ball twice, and you might concede twice. That’s a horrible situation for a defender. Because you can spend ninety minutes doing almost everything correctly and still walk off the pitch feeling like you’ve had a terrible game. I can imagine some of Barcelona’s defenders getting home after that match and still thinking about the runs he made. I’ve been there. And believe me, when you’ve spent an entire evening trying to stop a player like that, the last thing you want is somebody showing you the goals again. So yes, Raphinha deserves his praise. But anybody suggesting Mbappe has stopped being one of the best forwards in the world should try defending against him for 90 minutes. I suspect they’d change their opinion quite quickly.”
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Les sondages donne largement MLP en tête comme ils donnaient largement en tête Flávio Bolsonaro… n’oubliez jamais qui fait les sondages, par qui ils sont commandé et dans quel but. Le vote c’est NOUS
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Ce n'est pas normal que la France soit dirigée de manière aussi inconséquente, autoritaire et antisociale depuis 10 ans, surtout après deux "ce vote m'oblige" au 2eme tour.
"Ce n'est pas normal qu'à six mois d'une élection présidentielle, notre pays soit dans cet état d'ébullition", affirme Emmanuel Macron
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Replying to @Dorelle__BB
Macron a gagné parce que les électeurs de gauche se sont reportés sur lui pour faire barrage à Le Pen Et en retour Macron détruit les services publics et matraque les manifs de gauche. Macron est au pouvoir depuis 2017 et a strictement rien fait contre l'extrême droite.
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Question à ceux qui votent RN. Si vous vous souvenez un peu de vos cours de 3ème, les saluts nazis chez les gens qui votent LePen comme vous ça ne vous pose pas un peu problème ? Ça ne vous fait pas réfléchir ? Inutile de repondre aue c'est un cas isolé hein !
Replying to @aberteau_
Le salut nazi .
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La séquence politique est terrible. Des jeunes de 15,16,17 ans constatent que lorsque tu as des revendications légitimes non seulement le gouvernent te méprise et s'en fout complètement, mais en plus dans la rue il t'envoie la police pour te défoncer (grenades, matraques etc)
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Le salut nazi, dans l'ADN du RN. Ceux qui votent RN sont incultes et racistes.
Replying to @aberteau_
Le salut nazi .
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J’ai assisté aujourd’hui un mineur interpellé hier en marge de la manifestation. Dans son sac : un masque de protection, du sérum physiologique et un gilet jaune. Aucun autre élément à lui reprocher si ce n’est sa présence à la manifestation. On a fait le choix de garder le silence lors de ses auditions. Son dossier vient d’être classé et il ressort sans aucune poursuite. 24 heures de liberté confisquées. Pour rien. Combien de gardes à vue sont utilisées à tort depuis le début des mobilisations lycéennes, sans éléments suffisants, avant que la procédure ne se termine par un classement sans suite ? On peut priver quelqu’un de liberté pendant 24 heures, puis le relâcher sans poursuites et ce sans qu’aucun contrôle effectif ne soit mis en place pour prévenir les abus. La garde à vue est devenue un outil d’intimidation et de gestion des manifestations. C’est une sanction avant toute condamnation et encore une fois, le but est de terroriser des jeunes qui manifestent pour la première fois.
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