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Tim Rapson

@Timrapson1

Ex llama farmer from devon. Part time juggler and funambulist. With a penchant for barnsley fc?I follow back! forgot to say I was born in Athersley North.

 Plymouth/BARNSLEY-----fc
Joined March 2013
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It belongs in a museum. Fek off.
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Good afternoon harp fans. Happy Saturday. Nothing doing here. Looking for something to watch. Still in moo moo land , enjoy your weekend. 🤣🤣🍷🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿
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Good afternoon shepherds, im staying in this afternoon, self inflicted. I found some wine so its happy days again. Yall enjoy your weekend & dont spill any salt. 🤣🍷🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿👞⛽️
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Good afternoon and happy Thursday. Im tonked. Yall have a great day. 🤣🤣🇬🇧🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿
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Occasionally a ham n cheese toastie hits the spot. Yummy 😋
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Good morning 🙏 🌄 im having a recess. Y'all enjoy hump day. Im chilling 😌 like a shilling. I see the Republicans got tonked. Im watching Blue planet 111. Good stuff.
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Good afternoon November fans, having another pointless day. Been hooked on the news today. Vote Republican cos the Democrats arnt real. Real. Happy Tuesday. 🤣🤣🙏🍷🐾
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Good evening, only just got up. 🤣🤣
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😊 Halloween.
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Ok happy Friday & happy weekend.
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Good morning cant actually believe Ive turned down the potential biggest Halloween party ever. My friends have really pulled all the stops out . Its in Cudworth but 50 screaming kids is not for me. Ill regret this. Evertons playing tonight. 🤣🤣🤣💯🙏
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A friend of mine from York. Do I need to elaborate---- think not.
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Ok so ive worked something out today, there's 30 girls who i like & 24 of them are from Salford. Im mystified. The other 6 are genuine. ---🤣🤣🤣
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Good morning Harry Kane fans. Ive got a cat laid on me. Ive been out this morning with 2 Alsations. Just brilliant & i love it. £20 richer & 2 bottles of wine. 🤣🤣🐕🐕🥞
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So seriously ive been followed by Sophie Cunningham & Janet Jackson this morning. 🤣🤣🤣🤣
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Do you have to deal with these problems Dennis.
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So ive just found half of Calzone kebab in the fridge. No cooking for me then. 🤣🍷
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Good morning if your holding a spatula. Im off my tits & been talking to Johnny Depp. I know people dont believe half the shit i say but its all true. 🤣🤣🤣
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Good luck to man u today Bournemouth will be tough , but you need picking up. 🤣🍷
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Good morning, im being forced out this afternoon, ill just try to be my humble self & just listen. Im only here for the beer. 🤣🤣🍸🍷🍷
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Sorry Donna I hadn't actually heard that. Im gutted.
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