The Laughing Cow says its mascot stopped laughing because people are taking everyday disagreements too seriously This is the first time the mascot has stopped laughing in over 100 years

Creepy Jon doesn’t know what the Railroad Commission does. In fact, he probably thinks “RRC” stands for “Radical Reprobate Communism”. He talks about getting naked at drag shows, implementing communism “in its purest form”, and still interacts with porn on campaign socials. Sick!