Thomas Colt

Damn. He's finally shaping up!

One time!

You start a fire one time...blow up a grill one time...

How do you think I got the hottest chick around?

I got a big dick though.

Knew I knew that chick! RT @WerepireLucian: Have to point out that @VampyJo IS famous on certain websites. I accidentally leaked a sex tape"

-got some splinters in bad places from sleeping on the porch, hobbling a little today-

-faceplanted naked on the porch, snoring-

-cackles- Moondrunk!

-attempts to scratch the word Pack into the dirt, pawing at @WereTDawson, kinda fails- @WereAlcide

That translates to BITCH.

-barks- BARK bark Ba-ark bark baRK.

-frolics and chases his tail, barks- @WereAlcide @WereTDawson

-howls at @WereTDawson's house-

-pees on the edge of @VampyJo's property before running off to @WereTDawson's-

-steps out to shift and howls-

-going to drag @WereTDawson out in an hour- Get ready bitch. Then we go terrorize @WereAlcide.

-gonna tackle the hell out of someone later, can feel it-

Yo, @WereDanny_ RT @ClaudeCrane: RT @FactsInYourFace:In 2007, a Dutch man walked free in a bestiality case because the sheep didn't testify.

-hasn't done anything outrageous lately- I'm turnin' into an old man.