Just had the worst customer experience ever from @JDhelpteam. Next day DPD order hasn’t been sent to warehouse. Cust services were rude and told me I’d have to cancel the order and re-purchase in a store that they had stock in. No manager available to help #nohelp #didntcare

@gavinb80 xitter.cf/Gamerdisco/status/6528…

Colonels Club is now Live. #FreeChicken for all. Download the app now!

Old rope was amazing tonight @Kathbum was the best of the bill and outstanding

# LetsGoRaiders @officialraiders Bring another Win home for the green machine

Words with friends brings more rage out in me than violent video games! Clearly "ED" is not a real word!!!!

Love Gogglebox. Sandra figuring out what a standing ovation was priceless.

In the last four days I have put odd socks on twice and worn my t-shirt inside out. I seriously need to pay more attention! :S

ha! oh the good old days...I didn't even mind spelling mistakes on my status' :) timehop.com/c/fup:1015117132…

Season 4 of suits rocks! Mike has grown some balls!

Spending all day in work doing no work is actually hard. You almost feel like doing work to pass the time!

Aw come on. Bought a new pair of headphones last week to cover the ones I had forgotten. Now I have left those at home too! #MyMemorySucks

2hrs of 5 a side nailed. Feels like I've ran a marathon. #GonnaPayForItInTheMorning

#SouthWestTrains What sort of long distance train service doesn't have plug sockets? Grr #DraggingProductivityBackToTheDarkAges

To the man opposite me, when you take your headphone out and put it in your mouth whilst you are itching your ear...YOU ARE EATING WAX!!!