Tom Legacy

All time new low: Ubering home from darla

What’s up with the Kroger in Columbia always smelling like fried chicken

If I had to see this everyone else does too

Reconnecting with nature or whatever the girls say

Going 0-2 this week on exams. 1 case for each class and the 3rd is for good measure

Today’s report came in

Just absolutely bombed an exam I studied over 8 hours for. I’m buying a fucking gold Four Loko and a 8 ball

Austin Simmons is trash thank god we got rid of him #rebsby90

The traffic in Oxford right now is going to make me nuke this town

The gym is blasting broken window serenade might just leave and go blackout

Deathly hungover in canes and have a disco ball shining right into my eyes. Gonna #nuke this place

Almost better than the striper that says she loves you. #hottytoddy

My college dream in high school was to live in Burkhalter

Fading my date tonight to play golf with the boys

Shit has hit the fan so bad I might just sleep on my couch

Skipped 3 classes today just to sit in the library on my phone

Hangover cure

I need a rocket with a rack to take care of me and this hangover

I’m going the FUCK to bed. I ruin my life the longer I stay up after drinking

She was sent from the fucking devil