Cofounder @AugurProject, former Web Entertainment Records @Eminem, @RecordTimeDET, @BitPay & @PanteraCapital

Joined September 2017
Tony Swish retweeted
A Ultimate Submission some might say
Why is Marina Shafir Kissing Anna Jay's ass....is it part of the submission
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Replying to @JohnWakefieId
OPSEC level: live tweeting my moves as I try to evade the US government.
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Stop fronting and join the cool kids.
The Libertarian Party candidate for North Carolina state senate is currently in the midst of an armed chase and shoot-out with the cops, keeping us posted with live tweets:
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Being a pure person with good intentions in this game is very difficult.
i was emotionally prepared to be hated for beliefs i actually hold or actions i actually did. i was totally emotionally unprepared for people to make up stuff i don't believe or didn't do and then hate me for those things. It feels way sadder that way somehow.
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If someone 20 years ago told me sports would corrupt the human spirit more than music ever could, I would've bet against that. I'm wrong a lot.
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I wasn't gonna vote. But now I think I might vote for Democrats for the giggles and because I hate them.
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its still so wild to me that norm was one of the greatest comedians that ever lived, but also would come on twitter and grace us with these stunningly beautiful pieces of wisdom
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Anyone else end up weirdly prescient yet confused?
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For anyone curious about what it actually looked like to kill a generation of functioning cars, here’s an actual video from 2009 and brief explanation: The dealer first replaces the oil with sodium silicate solution. It’s a clear-ish liquid that crystallizes under extreme heat. As the engine warms up the solution begins to form small abrasive crystals in the oil system that shred the bearing and score the cylinder walls. Within seconds of starting the car you can see smoke billowing from the exhaust, this is the crystals scratching the cylinder walls and leaving small grooves for oil and solution to leak past into the combustion chamber and ignite/evaporate, producing the white smoke. Pretty soon the entire crankcase is full of crystals and freshly shredded metal flakes, the engine seizes. It took about 40 seconds in this video. Some engines reportedly lasted up to 7 minutes, but all were destroyed. That strikes me as sort of sad in a way, like watching a great warrior slowly lose a heroic last stand. Now, this is the part that gets insanely wasteful. These cars were sent to federally approved recycling facilities where they had 180 days to sell the non-engine parts before they were required to prove that they had shred the entire thing into scrap steel. But, in talking to a guy who ran one such facility at the time, he typically just sent them straight to the crusher. The timeframes allotted weren’t long enough to dismantle all of the cars, and even if you could, the marginal prices of the parts was greatly diminished. You cannot sell 1000 transmissions when only 50 went bad that year, they became worthless. So just like that, in order to increase prosperity and save the environment, 677,000 entire running cars and trucks were turned directly into rebar worth a few cents per pound. The entire Obama administration was like a chapter out of atlas shrugged.
Barack Obama was horrible in a million different ways, but he doesn’t get anywhere near the hate he deserves for destroying the used car market for an entire generation. 15-year-old cars with 150,000 miles that should be selling for $3,000 are going for $15,000. It’s abominable. Pure destruction and thievery.
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Sometimes I miss Detroit more than anything. Hallowicked era is the peak.
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I have @shooterjennings music on digital, cd, cassette, vinyl, VHS, and 8-track. Just need DVD/Blu-ray and Laser Disc. Y’all got anyone in more formats? #PhysicalMediaForever #DigitalWasBetterWithAClickWheel #iPodClassic
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I’ve grown into hating talking about sports. How can I have the same conversation again?
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Tony Swish retweeted
Replying to @detroitsux
There is nothing that you will learn in primary or secondary education that'll actually be useful to you if your IQ is above 115. Learning how to game the system and out-argue your teachers will be massively more useful.
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I mean, libertarians did be warning you every step of the way. Sucks when you pay the consequences for other people’s stupid.
The American dream just got three times more expensive. per WSJ. 10 years ago: Mortgage rate: 3.4% Median home price: $235,000 Monthly payment: about $830 Today: Mortgage rate: 7.4% Median home price: $418,000 Monthly payment: about $2,300 Home prices are up 78%.
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The sad reality is Fascism historically was, as a large factor, born out of urban dwelling ex-military, rank and file soliders dealing with a huge military losses and total disenfranchisement. It was particularly popular with officers who bore the brunt of having to shoulder the humiliation of representing the establishment. Here in 2026 the exact same formula brews: artists and technical mediators, mostly the PMC of media who went to university to access the jobs and paid dearly (and are in debt), are hysterical confronting the reality that they aren't going to be the managers and gatekeepers anymore. Their instituitions have failed them and they are forlorn- and it's the DSA and the DNC that are targeting their anger. Left fascism will be ultimately reactionary: focused on preventing the removal of the fetters on production. These people will go to war to protect their senicures on completely unproductive rents rather than be proletarianized.
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The future is looking a lot like a few who can responsibly mentally employ the capabilities of AI, an increasingly behind luddite class, and a massive psychosis life-neutering chasm between them. Like the people who cannot master cocaine, and those who can.
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Tony Swish retweeted
It’s lowkey a war on people with the light 💡 still in their eyes 👀
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misogyny checkpoint: what’s the first tweet that shows up when you search “women” on your page ?
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Hasan wasn't sure how to respond when Jesse Ventura started listing off all of his wild 9/11 conspiracies "April Gallop looked me right in the eye and said, governor, there was no plane..are you familiar with the toasted cars?..here's another thing..remember all the people leaping from the building, why would you do that?..look at them, they jumped, they were like being catapulted, look how far they flew out from the building..was that because some energy force?" "This is what they officially told us..that 19 Islamic radicals armed with box cutters defeated our multibillion dollar air defense system, all while conspiring with a bearded guy in a cave in Afghanistan..you need to read the book"
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Everyone knew this forever but no one cared because addicts lie a lot.
JUST IN: California rehab operators accused of supplying illegal drugs to recovering addicts to keep them hooked & collect over $210 million from insurers.
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