Top gun, shut down your firm like Tom Cruise.

Fresh off a Cop's Ass
Joined April 2009
Elden Ring stays, everything else can GO.
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You’ll take Norm Powell and you’ll like it
Took a look around the league at the prototype of player that the Thunder would probably want to trade for: My criteria: Between 6'5'' and 6'9'', over 200 pounds, listed at SG/SF/PF on Basketball Reference, under 27, current salary under $6.8 million, no significant extension
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Peeled the skin off his peen like the paper on a fruit roll up.
terry crews really said he’d watch porn from 10am to 11pm
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Episode 3 Anakin retweeted
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
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This ain’t AI???
you can rest now, sister. we have a new whipping post
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Right on schedule
Toronto's Kawhi Leonard is expected to miss a period of weeks due to swelling in his left knee, sources tell ESPN. MRI on Leonard's knee showed no structural damage, but sides will use the shorter term to ramp him back up after the stoppages during the offseason.
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Not if you’re handsome
Female bosses are the worst thing that can happen to you.
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Weird how a signature feature of cults always consists of “god” telling the men to have multiple wives and molest children.
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I mean he still can be. He’s 24, not 34. He’s got a solid 10 years of prime years ahead of him.
Man if Yaxel was 20 this franchise would have their guy of the future after Steph
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Episode 3 Anakin retweeted
Notice how he talks about Jokic compared to Luka 🤔
Yaxel Lendeborg on playing with Nikola Jokic: “Oh, it was crazy. I’m trying to like, pick up what he sees because he’s one of the smartest players in the NBA. So I mean, just seeing what he’s seeing and trying to figure out like, what his techniques were. I know he got Brandon on like, the swipe-through. He like, swiped his arm up, and I’ve never seen that before. So that’s something that we were talking about like man, he’s really that smart, just to be able to pick that up so quickly. So I mean, just trying to figure that out, but it was crazy.”
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That Yaxel pick pried the Warriors window back open.
Yaxel WENT OFF in Golden State's win 🔥 31 PTS (career-high) 12 REB (game-high) 6 AST He becomes the first @warriors rookie since Steph Curry (2/10/2010) to record 30+ PTS, 10+ REB, and 5+ AST in a single game!
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Episode 3 Anakin retweeted
My dad ex wife going viral for being in a poly marriage 😂😂 he talking bout dumb bitch never really was smart son
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Norm Powell and Patrick Williams for J-Dub and a 1RP. OKC gets a second shot creator and off a lot of long term money. Bulls get a coveted 2 guard that may or may not be as effective as he was before the injury. That’s the gamble.
The Thunder are allowed to apply for a Disabled Player Exception for both players. However, the physician designated by the NBA has to determine if either player will be out until June 15. Despite being over the first apron (they can also exceed Apron 2), OKC is allowed to use the DPE and 3 trade exceptions.
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Unless OKC cashes in those trade assets. They’ve got a lot of em. And good young players other teams want. Topic and Sober go in any trade. If Presti is really shrewd, he trades J Dub, cuts that tax bill, and gets a win-now player.
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And that’s a wrap for this OKC season.
BREAKING: Oklahoma City's Jalen Williams has a dislocated left ankle and fractured fibula; Cason Wallace has a torn labrum in his left shoulder. Both will undergo surgery and be sidelined for several months -- most, if not the entire season.
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They’re falling a part.
Orlando Magic guard Jalen Suggs has been diagnosed with a mild bone bruise in his right knee and will be re-evaluated in two weeks, sources tell ESPN. Suggs avoided any other major structural damage.
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Your NFL team loses and within the next hour somebody is gonna AI your QB singing “Outstanding” in Charlie Wilson’s Tiny Desk concert.
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Buddy got up in front of the church and said yea I got TWO wives, and then them dizzy broads got up there and co-signed it. And the congregation APPLAUDED. I know they robbing them people blind.
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