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If you’re a 9-to-5 worker in Lagos, don’t leave home too early in the morning. Wait until it’s a bit brighter before heading out.
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Men swear their sex drive is high... until they meet a woman who loves to have sex.
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That eye contact with someone you have insáne chemistry with feels like a physical touch.
Nobody touched you but somehow your whole body felt it.
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People at the top are forever united.
One thing they believe in and know is that, there is strength in unity.
But you see poor and hungry people? The opposite is the case. That’s why rich people never want them close, until they have something of value to bring to the table.
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How do you people deal with the power outages during your daily activities?
Because if there's no light, I dey feel sick.😪😪
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I overheard a conversation between two of my Uncles yesterday, they were talking about a land my pops has and they plan on selling it behind his back, I've never heard of it before, so i called my Dad this afternoon to ask him, he said it is true, it's 1 hectre of coconut farm that someone as been stealing the coconuts too.
I called my older bro he said he's on his way so that we can go and see the land.
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Your friend owes you ₦20k for an item he bought from you. Recently, he helped you out of a situation that would have cost you over ₦300k.
Now, he still owes you the ₦20k.
Will you still ask him to pay, or will you let it slide out of gratitude ?
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If your father’s house is big enough with enough rooms then you can go ahead and get married and live inside the same house with your parents.
There’s no law that said you must build a house before getting married.
Peer pressure should influence you to pack out of your parents house when you can’t comfortably pay rent out there
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The moment you stop giving them a reaction, the performance collapses. They wanted an audience, they got a mirror.
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The office laptop we had been looking for over the past two weeks was eventually found in a technician’s shop.
One of my colleagues went to the shop to replace his laptop battery and fix a few other things. While he was there, someone walked in to make enquiries about a laptop.
The technician brought out a DELL laptop with our office’s customized initials on it.
“Ahhh! Bro, where did you get this laptop? It’s too clean!”
The technician replied, “Na my guy Sam wey dey work for that school. Dem give them laptop, and he wan sell him own.”
“Oh, Sam? Okay.”
My colleague somehow managed to take a picture of the technician holding the laptop.
He returned to the office and reported what he had seen.
They took Mr. Sam to the shop and recovered the laptop.
Mr. Sam didn’t show up at the office yesterday. Instead, he sent someone to submit his resignation letter.
Mr. Sam earns ₦380,000 monthly.
The laptop is worth ₦250,000.
He sold it for ₦150,000.