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Joined May 2012
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what’s the point of this if there’s no soccer ball
That was the most insane product demo I’ve ever seen. Well done Tesla!
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Get Fox off my fucking team man I don’t care
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RT, this man cost us the game
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You’re only a “true fan” if you can afford season tickets (minimum $3500) according to this. That would then let you purchase playoff tickets for less. I’ve been to over 100 games (playoffs included), and these ticket prices are outrageous. Peak dynasty games weren’t this much.
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LETS GO SPURSSSSSSS
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The most horrific officiating I’ve ever witnessed in a game
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This may be the best court / uniform/ crowd combination in the history of sport. I can’t think of anything close.
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The Fall-Off
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I will be exploring my options for the 2025-2026 season. I would like to thank the Cowboys and Jerry Jones for continually letting me down and bringing shame to not only myself, but an entire fan base. I hope in the future, I can come back. Thank you, Dallas. 🦁 👑 🙏🏽 🖕🏽
Thank you Dallas 🦁👑 🙏🏾! I
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New Tyler Childers tonight. Locked in
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Bring back @lonniewalker_4 and this might be a perfect off season
The Washington Wizards are trading Kelly Olynyk to the San Antonio Spurs for Malaki Branham, Blake Wesley and a 2026 second-round pick (least favorable of Dallas, Philadelphia, Oklahoma City), sources tell ESPN.
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One day I’ll learn to pack earlier than 8 hours before my flight, but it’s not today
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WE ARE BACK BABY
I’m thrilled to be returning to the Nathan’s Famous Fourth of July Hot Dog Eating Contest. This event means the world to me. It’s a cherished tradition, a celebration of American culture, and a huge part of my life. (1/3)
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If we get a new Tyler Childers album tomorrow I’m calling in to work
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I was just shown the Genmoji thing and I don’t think my life will ever be the same
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“Why aren’t people watching the NBA Finals?” Because why the HELL do I have to listen to Stephen A and Kendrick Perkins pre game???
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Probably because ESPN is making us listen to Doris Burke call the game and they hyped it up like it was a mid-season game that didn’t matter. #TNTDeservedBetter
Game 1 of the Pacers–Thunder NBA Finals averaged a 4.7 rating and 8.91 million viewers on ABC, making it the lowest-rated and least-watched Finals opener since Nielsen tracking began in 1988—excluding the COVID-impacted 2020 and 2021 series, per @paulsen_smw
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Just paid off my student loans, God bless
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HALI IS HIM OH MY GOD
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