**Urgent Update** If you're in NYC, you can play the Metroid title jingle on the scaffolding outside the Rite Aid on 5th St and 1st Ave, you're welcome

Every time you mis-capitalize a tech brand's name (Huffpost, Buzzfeed, Github, Yahoo without the "!") their CEO loses a day of their life, which you gain. I just extended my life by 4 days with this tweet, and you can too.