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Internet celebrity; Get these mutts away from me

Columbus, OH
Joined February 2009
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Thank you, Brandon Nimmo 馃挋馃А
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Man in the Arena. @ryandaytime | #GoBucks
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The Mets scored 19 runs tonight, which is a franchise record at home 馃憦
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THE METS SWEEP THE PHILLIES AT CITI FIELD AGAIN! 馃Ч
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A VERY special rendition of Take Me Out to the Ballgame! 馃ぃ
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The president can hire the best, most beautifully big-brained lawyers in America, but not a single one of them will be capable of writing an executive order that simply ignores Article I of the U.S. Constitution. The Carnival of Fools is back at @NRO with that and much more.
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If the people who are apprehending you don't tell you who they are, won't tell you why you're being arrested, and their only uniform is a mask, what prevents you from standing your ground? Honest question. How are you supposed to know the difference?
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do not quote the ancient scriptures to me
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Yeah this guy is a fucking Nazi
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Core tenet of conservatism is making up a problem, waiting a few months, and then declaring victory over it
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'I never thought leopards would eat MY face,' sobs woman who voted for the Leopards Eating People's Faces Party.
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Things to keep in mind as you watch the election results: 1. anecdotes are more real than data 2. trust your feelings. Your heart knows more than any pollster or journalist 3. don't be afraid to get emotional and act on your feelings: it's a drama and YOU'RE one of the stars
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Breaking: man who spends all day talking about immigrants who are shifting our elections brags about immigrants that support his political views trying to shift the election.
Incredible!! These Canadians flew all the way down to Arizona to help Turning Point knock on doors and chase ballots for Trump. They flew thousands of miles to help America, the least you can do is VOTE. They have a message, and a warning, for us. WATCH. 馃嚭馃嚫馃馃嚚馃嚘
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The most insane home run in Citi Field history. Lindor with the grand slam. Place went NUTS. @The7LineArmy @Mets 馃帴: @Lizy_T7L
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If Jimmy Carter sees a swamp rabbit today we get four more years of Trump.
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This is the saddest shit I鈥檝e ever read. No wonder Elon wants to get rid of the block function.
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I've been around these premises long enough that you hopefully won't mistake me for woke, but the Haitian immigrant stuff is profoundly racist and you should substantially lower your esteem for anybody engaging in it.
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