@ToolsOfJohnson

Hacked (@JohnsonGotTools). 09' Twitter Vet. Unc and big bro shit, no hoe shit, cuz I know shit. Cute fat bih w/ pape stan account. Portal Technology Advocate

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Joined November 2024
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Flow state is my 3rd jutsu.
SHIMATSATSA πŸ§šπŸΎβ€β™€οΈ πŸŽ€
@Boity_tshivhase23 Nov 2025
Use this post as an excuse to post a short video of yourself πŸ™‚β€β†”οΈ
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I told u men dont bring that up, women do nowadays. Only nigga that bold now is blueface. πŸ˜‚
LinaRaye@Epithymia__7m
That's highly disrespectful. I'd want him beat up for just bringing it up.
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U ain't got no cuck in u gang? πŸ˜‚
LinaRaye@Epithymia__24m
I can't even imagine WILLINGLY sharing a man. A man even being that bold is disrespectful. WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU?
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This my favorite G-Unit song and it's the best groupie song ever created.
UrbanOG
@Culturewave_OGOct 25
50 Cent knew how to make a hook stick and **β€œI Know You Don’t Love Me”** is a perfect example. That beat, that catchy chorus, and the way it stays in your head? Classic Fif. πŸ”₯ Still one of your favorites from *The Massacre*?
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@Culturewave_OGOct 25
50 Cent knew how to make a hook stick and **β€œI Know You Don’t Love Me”** is a perfect example. That beat, that catchy chorus, and the way it stays in your head? Classic Fif. πŸ”₯ Still one of your favorites from *The Massacre*?
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Its extremely powerful. β…“ of Heaven fell just to do it.
Rose TheArtist
@rosethaaartistOct 25
I believe sex is deeper than just physical pleasure. Spiritually, you're not only exchanging energy with the person you're sleeping with, but with everybody THEY'RE sleeping with too. Their demons, their trauma, and whatever energy they're carrying from other people.
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Martin was a lame in this movie he dissing the Woman that like him and wanna buy him the club for a Woman thats fucking somebody else
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@hoesluvkwekuOct 23
Darnell knew better... she warned him CLEAR as day and he still played.
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The villains really be colder and cooler. Heroes always getting in the way of sho
Rose TheArtist
@rosethaaartistOct 25
If Superman your favorite hero I already know you a bitch ass nigga...
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Batman the best hero in DC
Rose TheArtist
@rosethaaartistOct 25
If Superman your favorite hero I already know you a bitch ass nigga...
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11.11 ✭ COWBOY
@ElJamarrioOct 24
Smoke a lil weed but her sht together
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Lit like fire pit.
King Eddie is Forever Paid πŸ¦…πŸ˜πŸ₯° β™ˆοΈβ™ˆοΈβ™ˆοΈπŸ˜ˆ
@BLaze4490Oct 24
Was your first threesome good or bad ??
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And she wanna ride it... like a motorcycle.
Nicole White
@NayeKaizenOct 25
BIG. BIG. BIG. BIG MICHAEL MICHAEL
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Tengen & Tanjiro vs Gyutaro
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Shannon@shannonn_21Oct 23
Replying to @aamberb__
@aamberb__ can I come over??
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G E M πŸͺΆ
@GLAMbianaOct 23
I miss that sound #needthat
Erin Brockovich πŸ’‹@DashLashaeOct 23
Really want a flip phone 🫠
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Man use lions as coats and rugs then take elephant tusk and wear it in accessories. Sit yo 5 dollar ass down before I make change.
bella
@dollyqwe1Oct 23
Lions are matriarchal. Elephants are matriarchal. Orchas are matriarchal. Bonobos are matriarchal. Spotted hyenas are matriarchal. Ants and bees are matriarchal. We are surrounded by female leaders, even in the natural world.
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@XgalaxiverseOct 23
Marriages last because men have the heart to tolerate women… living with a woman is NOT for the weak.
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@giftchijioke_Oct 23
fat bitches who know they fat be cool asf, it’s the ones who swear they thick that be annoying
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At least he care about ur health.
Rose TheArtist
@rosethaaartistOct 23
If a nigga ask me to go to the gym for our first date. I’m gonna assume he’s calling me a fat ass bitch.
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Cuz bitches be lying boo. Just cuz u not dont mean 55% of these hoes aren't catfish nuggets.
LinaRaye@Epithymia__Oct 24
If I had a nickel for every guy who enters my dms, asking "What do you look like?" as if I'm not in my damn pinned. They NEVER believe that my pics of me are me. "I thought that was a vixen or actress". Why would I reply to "quote w/ ur fav selfie of yourself" as someone else?
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Why does your gender ALWAYS need help??
NickyπŸ’•
@jas_d_barbieOct 22
Why can’t men just help women without expecting anything romantic or sexual in return?
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