@Tooth_Chipper

GOOBCORP Penguin and Fur Seal Wrangling / Small Arms Training / 1983 Antarctic Penguin Mutiny Architect

 D.U.M.B., Antarctica
Joined November 2022
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Tooth Chipper
@Tooth_ChipperOct 23
I don't work today and am too lazy to clean the 3 dirty guns that have been eyeing me for the last 2 months, so instead I made White Chocolate Mousse.
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"What if Darth Vader ruled the galaxy--not as the Emperor's enforcer, but as the head of an Imperial dynasty?" "In this Star Wars concept, Vader stands at the center of a darker Empire alongside Padmé, Luke, and Leia." Credit: @ oskea_concepts on IG
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Ya know... we never really got a satisfactory explanation for the Paul Pelosi hammer thing...
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Replying to @ttunlehs
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I just invented this for the people who do soil analysis on oil fields to protect them from roaming aurochs.
BuffaloRon
@BuffaloRonOct 23
I just invented this for the people who do soil analysis on oil fields to protect them from roaming bison
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I don't work today and am too lazy to clean the 3 dirty guns that have been eyeing me for the last 2 months, so instead I made White Chocolate Mousse.
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Replying to @MarijkeANON @reuterspictures
Waaaaaait a minute.
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