@TopFlopDad

Austin. keyboard nerd and professional Tekken jobber.

 Louisville, KY
Joined April 2012
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Simpin Ain't Easy: an Autobiography
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crazy ass moments in nu metal history
@numetal_momentOct 24
Denzel Curry performing "Bulls On Parade" by Rage Against the Machine for Triple J's Like A Version (2019)
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chloe@yandhiisntreal15h
Trey and Matt should just retire man like just give up
TMZ
@TMZ17h
Nicki Minaj Floated As Press Secretary Replacement By White House Staffers tmz.com/2026/10/25/nicki-min…

Nicki Minaj Floated As Press Secretary Replacement By White House Staffers

Nicki Minaj has received some informal nominations to be the next White House Press Secretary ... with 2 staffers glowingly floating her name as a replacement after Katie Zacharia was fired.

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Utah at 4 is actually hilarious
SEC Supremacy
@SECSupremacyCFBOct 25
Here is my Week 9 Top 25 Absolute pile up of SEC teams near the middle. Looking for separation here the next few weeks as we separate the contenders from the pretenders. Just missed: Northwestern, Auburn, Oklahoma State, New Mexico, USC
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merton ♨️@mertonesque22h
it's not that sports is becoming kpop or kpop is becoming sports, but that both (along with politics, art, pretty much everything else in society) is converging on their final form: Professional Wrestling
erin@oconistOct 22
a thesis could be written on how sports are becoming kpop
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Y’all need to investigate the refs at the UK game IMMEDIATELY. MF ACTUALLY HAVE MONEY ON THE GAME @SECOfficiating
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Dogshit poverty state
James Seyffart
@JSeyffOct 24
Arkansas taxes do not mess around. Holy shit
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evan loves worf
@esjesjesjOct 24
Took a year to think of a comeback. Fifth place behavior.
Riley Gaines
@Riley_Gaines_Oct 23
Ah yes. The epitome of a girl's girl is a girl who attacks another girl for defending girls. AOC is a men's rights activist. She wants men to take women's rights away under the guise of 'inclusion'
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This is the one
cumweiser@cumweiserOct 23
ethan took tamara to the attic anne he franked it
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AbSURD@Ab_SoulutelyOct 22
Sauce has given up 9 receptions all year and 4 came against Washington 😭😂🤣 This is why context matters
PFF
@PFFOct 22
Most yards per reception allowed among CB this season (min 100 pass snaps) Sauce Gardner 21.7 Tyrique Stevenson 18.9 Cor'Dale Flott 18.8 Mike Sainristil 17.7 Jaylon Johnson 17.5
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Tazz@TazzPlaysGamesOct 20
I would sacrifice GTA 6 for a Star Wars Battlefront 3 in a heartbeat
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Extremely rare Will Stein L
On3
@On3Oct 20
NEW: Kentucky head coach Will Stein on the 24-team College Football Playoff: "Everybody says the (regular season) games aren't going to matter. Really? I think that's a really lame take, to be honest. As far as I know every game in College Football is going to matter." He later added: "You telling me you wouldn't want a Playoff game at Kroger Field? I think those takes are bad." (via @KSRonX)
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Kyle Tucker@KyleTuckerCBBOct 19
This is where a lot of coaches are rightly pissed at what's happened this summer. Bill Self frankly did not build a good enough team via the agreed-upon rules. But if he gets lucky with multiple legal challenges, he magically ends up with a contender. Feels off.
Adam Finkelstein
@AdamFinkelsteinOct 19
That’s 3 potential starters for Kansas that weren’t initially expected to be eligible this season. Just a totally different team.
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It’s like you get off on being wrong and annoying
Matthew Yglesias
@mattyglesiasOct 18
My strongest “vibes not evidence” belief is that remote work is a cancer that’s making (most) people miserable even though it seems better in the short term.
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Randyn@Rantastic__Oct 19
LMAOOO y’all treat career stats like they’re a substitute for critical thinking. Soon as somebody makes a point you can’t refute, you start listing their failures like that disproves what they said. Fitz is still right
NFL Rumors
@nflrumsOct 18
🚨🚨Forner #Broncos Aquib Talib tells Ryan Fitzpatrick sucks You played for 9 teams in 17 years You got more interceptions than starts You never made the playoffs ever You could not stay on a team Orr than 2 years
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Sam Richards@MinneapoliSamOct 18
Every single Republican president in my life has started a war in the Middle East and crashed the economy. Why is ANYONE rightwing, I genuinely don't understand.
Elias🌲@EliasofNEOct 15
How are any young men left wing I genuinely don’t understand
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JC
@JayCar_11Oct 18
They ass shoulda played in the Poptart Bowl! BYU had it on they mind‼️
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Kentucky Football
@UKFootballOct 18
Stormed Norman.
Win graphic.

ALT Win graphic.

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CATS BY FUCKING 90 BABY
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Shoulda been a penalty on Oklahoma but sure give them a first down lmao
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How do you not kick a FG there
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