I left my job to start this account. My aim is to tweet breaking news for Man Utd fans around the world. Follow me on this incredible journey.
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Joined August 2014
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Aside from my wife leaving me, flying to France to interview Paul Pogba only to be told he's in America right now is my lowest ever moment.
Flight to Paris booked. I'm sick of the speculation. Tomorrow I fly to France to get the latest on Paul Pogba's future. Let me settle this.
Thanks for nothing.. The followers of this account are pathetic. That's the last time I do a meet and greet. Not one person showed up
I am going to be holding a meet and greet outside Old Trafford tomorrow as a sorry to the fans for my lack of tweets. Come and say hi.
Happy birthday to my son Michael. Have a good day mate. Tell your mum she's a slag and thanks for ruining my life. Love from dad xx
I have dedicated my life to running a Manchester United Twitter account. When they perform and lose like that I seriously worry.
Just realised the United squad are in Denmark. What a waste of my time. 6 hours trying to get hold of LVG and he isn't even in the country.
On a more positive note I will be phoning @ManUtd later today. I won't be stopping until I have either LVG or Paul Scholes on the phone.
I was hurt by some of the Q&A questions last night which is why it was cut short. Asking me to 'go and boil my head' is appalling.
I can't believe I am saying this. I have decided to return as CEO of #TotallyManU for the third time. #FollowMyIncredibleJourney
If anyone is even bothered about me anymore I'm now unemployed and living off benefits. My wife has left me and taken the kids.
My performance yesterday during deadline day was unacceptable. Certain sources let me down and I can only apologise to my fans for this.
As CEO of #TotallyManU I cannot confirm the signing of Daley Blind. Still waiting to hear back from a source of mine. Stay with me.
I decided to wait until now to break the news that Man United will sign Falcao on loan. The loan fee is around the £6m mark. #TotallyManU
If you're a Man Utd fan you MUST follow me. I hope to become the first million pound twitter account. I tweet breaking news. #TotallyManU
As chief executive of #TotallyManU I would like to apologise to mine and the clubs supporters for the 4-0 defeat at the hands of MK Dons.
As CEO of #TotallyManU I would like to announce the signing of Angel Di Maria. #ManUtd
I have decided to travel to the Stadium of Light this evening amid reports that Ed Woodward is with the squad. I hope to speak with him.
Today is one of the proudest days in my life. As president of TotallyManU, I would like to CONFIRM that UTD are in talks to sign Di Maria.
After having 48 hours to reflect on the mess my life has become, I have decided to continue in my roll as CEO of #TotallyManU.