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Your lawyer accidentally turning himself into a cat during virtual court can’t inspire a ton of confidence in your chances
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What if we got rid of Facebook (destructive) and instead just created one big excel sheet with everyone's birthdays (helpful)?
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Just took off from Newark, and there’s One World Trade Center standing tall above the clouds.
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Here's the video of the PETA attack, probably would have hit 80 Hot Dogs without that lost time #JustSaying
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They just moved the car to let traffic get through. I've never been more confused in my life vine.co/v/iIUqpHiJXQX
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My name is Joff and this is Erebecca & we hug with elbows only. I want a luxury beach home for the price of an Xbox. xitter.cf/ohholybutt/status/7015…
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If u like and then unlike and then like and then unlike it's like your giving manual CPR to that persons bad tweet
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Yes, @Eagles? Yes, I can play quarterback for you. Just let me change into some different pants. Thanks for calling.
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Pause for a moment and think of their families as we remember Ed and Mike. We do not forget.
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White and gold, blue and black, llamas free but now they're back WE DIDN'T START THE FIRE IT WAS ALWAYS BURNING
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This speech. This speech is the greatest speech ever given in the history of mankind period
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Breaking: North Korean Facebook down. Neither member can post. – at Brooklyn, NY
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From now on I only want to talk to people who are caught up on @serial