Gamer, Software Developer, Dad

Media, PA
Joined March 2010
My son asked me "what's the opposite of Wednesday" and I can't stop thinking about it.
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I'd love to see a collaboration between the Wingspan boardgame and @TommySiegel's extremely accurate birds.
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I feel like they need to play Love Hurts by Nazareth before they go to commercial break during this game.
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Ryan Traband retweeted
Who did this?
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Saturday night cocktail. El Diablo!
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Unofficially, Raquinho the Raccoon spent 161 seconds on the field tonight, which was the most by a raccoon in @MLS history.
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Blackberry bourbon smash
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QPR vs Man City in 1993, officially regarded as the worst passage of play in football history 😭
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I haven't been following SSBM much recently, but this set is incredible. youtube.com/watch?v=OroxP8TO…
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Ref is doing his best but I'd be surprised if this game ends without a red card. #PHIvCIN
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DRE IS LITERALLY NOT REAL 🤯🧱 Followed up with a block from Glesnes! #DOOP | #DCvPHI 0-3
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ANDRE BLAKE! ARE YOU SERIOUS! #DOOP
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Ryan Traband retweeted
New Zelda game looks amazing #TearsoftheKingdom
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Drank a cocktail called death in the afternoon on Good Friday ... for Jesus.
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AOL Commercial from 2002
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The only green shirt I own has two Italians on it. Is this acceptable to wear for a St Patrick's day parade?
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Ryan Traband retweeted
a friendly tax season reminder to report all income from illegal activities and stolen property
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Last night, I put chili in the slow cooker to cook overnight and it smelled so good in woke me up at 4 in the morning.
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