🚀 rockit network engineer | 👩🏼‍💻🛜professional wire gremlin | she/her

Seattle, WA
Joined June 2021
LOST MY VOICE LOST MY MIND FIRST TIME MY NETWORK HAS EVER LANDED ITSELF ON A BARGE IN THE MIDDLE OF THE OCEAN
HOLY SHIT! They landed the booster. Huge congratulations to Blue Origin and everyone who worked their asses off to make this happen.
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RIP BioWare :(
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this shit is better than a gender reveal lmao
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hey chat what’s php
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some ppl read halfway through this & stopped. please see the final sentence
💯 i use a glorified chatgpt variant at work to write simple scripts to help me parse shit, or feed it long user manual pdfs so i can ask questions about tedious board bringup / phy reg stuff. it makes that stuff faster & easier for sure. but AI isn’t the 2nd coming of christ
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💯 i use a glorified chatgpt variant at work to write simple scripts to help me parse shit, or feed it long user manual pdfs so i can ask questions about tedious board bringup / phy reg stuff. it makes that stuff faster & easier for sure. but AI isn’t the 2nd coming of christ
There’s nothing wrong with saying; I like using an LLM coz they make this shit; Easier, faster, more fun etc. Pretending they change the entire game doesn’t make any sense.
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please stop reading this thinking i’m advocating for AI usage in the workplace. i think it’s horseshit 90% of the time.
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oh my god please read context yall jfc
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i just wanna make it known that i was a huge Nathan Fielder fan BEFORE season 2 of The Rehearsal, let alone this new documentary 😜
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network engineer interviews be like “you need to have expert level knowledge & experience working with BGP, OSPF, IS-IS, 4 major vendors, & route redistribution in production” …& then the job is just answering the same easy customer ticket over & over forever
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oh and it pays $80k/yr lolllllllll
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TracketPacer retweeted
> gets new job > loves new job > 4 months into job > "Hey Spud I’m giving you a heads up but we’re laying off contractors. You have a few weeks" So anyway if anyone knows of anyone hiring for Threat Intelligence, Insider Threat, Incident Response/Management or any related engineering roles please let me know.
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yep, it sucks that a conference for women was canceled but also makes sense to me that it happened, given that the conference no longer appeared to be serving its purpose or focused on its target demographic
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the grace hopper conference was cancelled this year due to low turnout / financials & i am not surprised at all ive never been myself, but i have heard from MANY past women attendees that it’s been steadily being overrun by men over the years & quality has gone way down
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ohhhh boy let’s just say having a reactive dog that was never fully socialized properly is definitely a new technical challenge
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it’s spider season in seattle, which means it’s time for me to abduct a bunch of juvenile orb weavers & rehome them in my garden
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(they eat the evil, evil aphids)
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ok so i’m learning the experience is quite different for various folks. it has always seemed like a dumpster of fakery to me but as a creator there are sooo many businesses that want to pay to promote stuff on there. so there’s gotta be someone paying attention ??
every day im so scared to log into linkedin
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every day im so scared to log into linkedin
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quarterly reminder that i’m sry if u request me / msg me there. i am not ignoring u i just have 500 requests & im scared
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im back for WiFi Day 2026 my dudessssss let’s go!! October 22 @ 12-3pm ET @ekahau is giving away a Sidekick 2, full license, & ECSE training to one lucky winner drawn out of the registrants! all u gotta do is be on stream when we call yr name 🛜
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