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audit engineer // privacy enjoyoor // shitposter // toad views my own ☕️🐸

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Joined November 2014
Roller coaster first hour in India. Get in the uber, driver signals not to wear the seatbelt, “okay I’m down, let’s live life on the edge man!” I immediately realise he is wearing his seatbelt, I now worry he’s going to send me through the front windscreen on purpose. Few minutes later he shouts “MUSIC PLAY”, unclear if an offer or a command, anyway he plays the music, it’s pure heat. The drive from the airport to the hotel is 100% just Mario Kart simulator, thankfully no blue shells. 🙏 At the end of the trip he takes our photo (while still driving obviously) and puts it into chatGPT to pimp his ride. An all round top lad. You might have written off Devcon Mumbai too soon.
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It really do be like that (except Devcon/DSS, plz come 😗)
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A long time ago a young inexperienced Toad went to the @summit_defi Defi Security 101 day in Paris (2023 😨) and made a goal to return as a speaker. Three very short years later...
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Never forget why you are here.
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Alright Spotify we get it, I'll chill out a bit, jeez.
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Replying to @Mortdog
Thank you for everything Mort 💙 sad chonccs in the chat
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If you really think about it, crypto protocols are hypergamous Stacys who flock to the chad firms. So you better make sure you're focused on qualitymaxxing your audits and results mogging your rivals.
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Replying to @OptaJoe
On he comes
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