Sprinkles The Dubstep LARPer retweeted
if you’re in prison and it’s like 1pm and you get a little sleepy, can you take a nap? Like is that allowed
Sprinkles The Dubstep LARPer retweeted
That moment when you have to tell your kid the Flintstones died before Christ’s sacrifice and cannot enter God’s kingdom
Gonna learn the dark arts and become a druid to gain the power of necromancy to bring the Unabomber back for one last play against the @MBTA
Sprinkles The Dubstep LARPer retweeted
chiefs special teams meetings
The #Chiefs' current special teams unit:
• Kicker: Harrison Butker
• Practice Squad Kicker: Justin Tucker
• Punter: Matt Araiza
• Long Snapper: James Winchester
Sprinkles The Dubstep LARPer retweeted
Everyone in America refuses to believe its no longer the 1980s. Drug dealers play RDR2 for 8 hours a day while texting clients "roll thru bro".
Sprinkles The Dubstep LARPer retweeted
You know that guy in the McDonald’s bathroom who gives your penis a little shake after you pee? It turns out he doesn’t actually work there
Sprinkles The Dubstep LARPer retweeted
Doctor: He’s got dementia.
Melania: Don’t tell me it’s the g-
Doctor: it’s the gay kind































