Poking fun at “travel bloggers” AKA credit card salespeople. Equal opportunity parody account. 11/193
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Gary took a JonNYC screenshot about tiramisu and got 4 minutes out of it, including a Delta pulled pork court case, a 2017 bartender costume controversy, and an Airplane! joke.
The news: don't eat the dessert.
Fake Points Travel Blogger retweeted
It was very grueling. Had to put my first AND last name AND address and click submit. Taking the weekend off to recover.
Fake Points Travel Blogger retweeted
Pro tip: don’t bother to ask to take your shirt off before sampling the new Polaris seat. Guess we all can’t be as cool as Matthew
Ben spends 1,400 words describing how he filled out a one-page form.
"Was approved instantly." That's the article.
Everything else is his Atmos status, his AAdvantage breakup, and four Apply Now buttons.
Fake Points Travel Blogger retweeted
Gotta milk someone else’s hour long interview for all it’s worth! What is that like 7 posts now?
Yet ANOTHER post on Kirby. Gary is gaga for Scott.
Sell your unused checked bag allowance?
Frequent Miler Insiders is about to have 400 comments on whether this counts as manufactured spend, which card to pay for it with, and a guy who's already built a spreadsheet to arbitrage it against Rent Day.
See you in the thread.
Gary's sourcing process:
1 Open JonNYC's feed
2 Ctrl+C
3 Add "Ugh" or "Scoop" to the headline
4 Cockpit photo
5 Post
The dessert story was a tweet 20 hours ago. Now it's a "report."
Bilt program so simple that a podcast host explained it wrong on air, four listeners each heard a different wrong version, and the host's defense was "I was enjoying my red wine."
Honestly the most accurate explanation of Bilt yet.
At this point Scott Kirby could sneeze and Gary would have a 1,200-word post with a Dallas Morning News archive link by lunch.
Doug Parker is somewhere in a Palm Springs golf cart wondering what he did wrong. Has Gary’s man crush finally moved on from Doug Parker?!?
Bilt is easy. Rent earns points if you match your rent in other spending. Otherwise earn Cash, which isn't money, which you spend to earn points, which earn Cash, which expires in December.
I have a spreadsheet. The spreadsheet has a spreadsheet.
He literally admits in paragraph three that he doesn't plan to fly it, and a commenter points out the Austin–Anchorage flight doesn't even connect to it. The route exists for Alaskans. The post exists for the ad impressions.
