Man, other than the part of me being in bed at like 9. May need to step my game up a bit to catch that dude. Good times last night sir!

There’s no silence more deafening than being on an airplane with heavy turbulence.

I’ve got a question that’s been plaguing me for around 10 years that I’m hoping twitter can help with. In Man on Fire when the kidnapper says “I will trade you a life for a life” why does Denzel go too?! Here’s your brother give me Peeta and now we’re done!

Funding secured > secure the bag

Hey @Starbucks how bout this...ice cubes made of coffee so my ice coffee doesn’t get diluted. You’re welcome.

The @ChickfilA in Atlanta’s airport is a modern marvel of efficiency.

Almost made twitter joke earlier today that I had better charge my phone on this @Delta flight as there’s a better than 50% chance my ensuing @AmericanAir flight wouldn’t have outlets.....

Look, there’s no such thing as boneless “wings” those are just chicken nuggets

“You know I don’t know enough to really have an opinion on that” I just want to live in a world where people say that instead of spouting nonsense.

The look on this guys face as his wife has a meltdown about not getting an extra guest into the Sky Lounge is priceless.....we’ve just reached “I wanna speak to your supervisor” territory.

Up....Before.....The........Enemy

Well then..... xitter.cf/thebrandonmorse/status…

Watch the news or get on twitter it's the End of Days, go out in the real world things seem fine. Pretty sure there's a lesson in there.