a very special boy. Go Celtics

Massachusetts
Joined August 2014
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for this next phase in my life i have decided to become more intense and weird
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[sees a teen chewing gum] No need to hog the wad, boy! Mightn't I have a chew??
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Trevor retweeted
Victor Wembanyama is unlike any player we've seen
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for 13.7 billion years I did not exist and at no point in that span was anyone mad at me
not to be dramatic but genuinely how does anyone make peace with the fact that one day you’re just gonna not exist anymore without like being delusionally religious
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Gandalf merrily blowing a smoke ring and sending a smoke ship sailing through the ring directly into the young mother and child sitting across from him on the subway
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I hate sex scenes in movies. They almost never have squibs going off
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*john wilson narrating the zapruder film* so you decide to uh…go for a drive. but not, not everyone…thinks that’s a good, uhh, idea
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can someone help me button the rest of the buttons on my jacket
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KOKO: Koko birkin bag. Practical Koko possession bag RESEARCHER: No, Koko. You can’t have a Birkin bag. KOKO: Good Birkin good Koko give beautiful Koko deserve gorilla RESEARCHER: Koko, we simply can’t afford a Birkin bag. It is an unjustifiable expense. KOKO: jealousy professor
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maybe this is just sour grapes, but whatever: i feel like the people who are picked to come out of the seats and play are always the same rotating group of guys. i’ve been to a lot of nba games and i’ve never been picked
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the Dalai Lama has issued a public apology after video surfaced of His Holiness hitting R2-D2 with a stick
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[in Rob Zombie voice from the song More human than human] yeah
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good call going with a football on the super bowl trophy. these guys are gonna love that
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Text to homie nicknamed Big Gulp: You make every day of my life better than the next. I feel like I have known you for a thousand lifetimes Text to wife: Make sure the bathroom door is open when I got home. Im gonna come in sprinting
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Just amazing.
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SAUL GOODMAN: And if you were to come into contact, or even prolonged proximity with fentanyl, it would trigger a reaction? COP: That’s correct. SAUL GOODMAN: Would you reach into your left coat pocket and tell the court what’s there, please?
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Trevor retweeted
(passing basketball to teammate) hey man put this in the basket if you can
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