Guy Incognito retweeted
it has been 23 years since the fifth episode of UCB ("poo stick") aired on comedy central and Matt Walsh delivered the titular line from Star Wars ("ah boy, I'm just so tired of all these star wars")
Guy Incognito retweeted
Norm Macdonald and Bob Saget weren't in the Oscar death montage. Perhaps it's because they weren't primarily known as "movie people." Or perhaps it's because, despite this, they made the greatest movie of all time, Dirty Work (1998), and Hollywood never forgave them for it.
Guy Incognito retweeted
@realDonaldTrump my car has a beehive somewhere inside of it and i think "the donald" should fire it
Guy Incognito retweeted
It feels perfectly of this moment that all the young people I know are canceling plans and getting ready to self-quarantine less because they are afraid of getting sick than they are of making old people sick, while old people are doing this. teapawt.org/DanEggenWPost/status/1…
Many older Americans think the coronavirus crisis is overblown. So they’re holding onto cruise reservations, attending concerts and Zumba classes in spite of please to social distance. “I’m a hand shaker,” one retiree said. wapo.st/2TYsdtb
Guy Incognito retweeted
My (33F) husband's (35M) career in academic philosophy is ruining our marriage. buff.ly/2Nu8iRU
Guy Incognito retweeted
trump is obsessed with nuclear weapons because he's both Fat Man and Little Boy
