super normal human being who tries

Joined July 2015
this stupid ass mf the reason im at work rn
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i just need to get better at heat transfer
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i need a girl that will yell at me to do duolingo all day
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i miss you a lot today i am unsure why
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just changed my friends oil cause i love them
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things i enjoy now feel like part of my personality, even though a year+ ago they conflicted with who I was. i know i enjoy them, but such a drastic change makes me question my sense of self. It messes with my head, it feels unreal and unnatural.
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you be counting favors, while i forgot the shit i did
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get out of my head please
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i love you because i have never learned like this with someone before
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took my testosterone yesterday and now my testicles hurt what does this mean
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oiling my hair and now im sad
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my sexual fantasy is being your first choice
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i know where u live btw
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i use to have a friend that would have this exact aura of scaring away the hoes to every function i invited him at to the point where he was banned from almost every party i invited him to
Yonna was freaked out after being approached by a grown man who got overly excited to see her in person 😭
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he almost confessed he gets to fuck when she comes over 💀
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how different can we be if we lived under the same control
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Nah this is the CRAZIEST ONE YET. Ethan is already giddy and planning his mistress’s bday that isn’t until next month. His employee zach asks what they’re doing for his birthday. Ethan goes idk when is it? Zach says NEXT WEEK.
No way Ethan was planning and paying for his sides chicks bday party and the crew are upset about it. How obvious were they ? 💀🚨👀
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girls are so weird
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genuinely how it feels living with ur parents past the age of 23
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