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Trump's Tiny Hands

@TrumpAutoFiles

The musings of a tiny man with tiny hands. Of course, a parody.

 Somewhere in Florida
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Joined October 2019
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Jose Canseco (@JoseCanseco) profile picture
Jose Canseco
@JoseCansecoNov 5
On Tuesday night America rejected scumbags like John Rocker
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Jared Moskowitz (@JaredEMoskowitz) profile picture
Jared Moskowitz
@JaredEMoskowitzNov 4
I won and no one talked about my ass
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Mitt Romney (@MittRomney) profile picture
Mitt Romney
@MittRomneyNov 4
Bad policy, bad character make bad politics: erratic tariffs, impulsive Iran war, blanket pardons, apparent corruption, weaponized justice, ICE brutality, mountainous deficits, hiding Epstein, abandoning allies and coddling enemies. Hoping for a course correction, for the country and for my party.
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I admire your willingness to live a reality that is in stark contrast of the reality everyone else lives.
Taya Bass (@travelingflying) profile pictureTaya Bass
@travelingflyingNov 4
MAGA is not dead. The election was stolen just like 2020 was.
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Whatever helps you sleep at night
Kristi Noem (@KristiNoem) profile pictureKristi Noem
@KristiNoemNov 4
Larry Kudlow is correct. We were too successful the first year of the Trump administration.
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Truly this man has TDS: Trump Denial Syndrome
Joey Mannarino (@JoeyMannarino) profile pictureJoey Mannarino
@JoeyMannarinoNov 4
Don’t blame Trump for this shit. This would’ve been the party in 2016 had he not come along. Blame the parasites like John Thune who wouldn’t let Trump remake the party into a hard right party. That’s the real culprit here.
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David Hogg 🟧 (@davidhogg111) profile picture
David Hogg 🟧
@davidhogg111Nov 3
My alarm tomorrow morning.
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LawTalkinDude (@LawTalkinDude) profile picture
LawTalkinDude
@LawTalkinDudeNov 4
Replying to @GuntherEagleman
Hahahahahahahah it’s actually Israel and @realDonaldTrump , you stupid grifting cuck.
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Really? You're blaming John Thune? And not the guy whose name was on the ballot?
Gunther Eagleman™ (@GuntherEagleman) profile pictureGunther Eagleman™
@GuntherEaglemanNov 4
I blame John Thune.
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Frank Luntz (@FrankLuntz) profile picture
Frank Luntz
@FrankLuntzNov 4
DDHQ is projecting James Talarico to win the Texas U.S. Senate race against Ken Paxton. The last Democratic Senator from Texas was Bob Krueger, who was appointed 30+ years ago by Ann Richards and served for five months from January 21 to June 14, 1993. #Midterms2026 🗳️
Decision Desk HQ (@DecisionDeskHQ) profile pictureDecision Desk HQ
@DecisionDeskHQNov 4
Decision Desk HQ projects James Talarico wins the TX US Senate General Election #DecisionMade: 10:14 PM EST Follow live results here: votes.decisiondeskhq.com/rac…
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Lindsey Graham (@LindseyGrahamSC) profile picture
Lindsey Graham
@LindseyGrahamSC3 May 2016
If we nominate Trump, we will get destroyed.......and we will deserve it.
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Brian Krassenstein (@krassenstein) profile picture
Brian Krassenstein
@krassensteinOct 29
OMG! Fox News tried to interview a Trump supporter at Trump’s rally in South Carolina and he said that he came there to experience a cult first hand. EPIC TROLL!
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Evan (@daviddunn177) profile picture
Evan@daviddunn177Oct 28
I’ve waited ten years for someone to say this about Donald Trump.
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Nicholas J. Stelzner (@stelzner_n1150) profile picture
Nicholas J. Stelzner
@stelzner_n1150Oct 20
Imagine voting for this faggot.
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Larry Sabato (@LarrySabato) profile picture
Larry Sabato
@LarrySabatoOct 16
Congratulations to Anthony @Scaramucci [GIFT ARTICLE] nytimes.com/2026/10/16/us/po…
Katie Zacharia Is Ousted After 5 Days as White House Press Secretary (Gift Article)

Katie Zacharia Is Ousted After 5 Days as White House Press Secretary (Gift Article)

Her abrupt departure came after she was shadowed by questions about how she had presented her legal career and handled her first press briefing.

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Alex Cole (@acnewsitics) profile picture
Alex Cole
@acnewsiticsSep 26
Republican economic messaging: 2025: Look at gas prices. 2026: Please stop looking at gas prices.
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Jose Canseco (@JoseCanseco) profile picture
Jose Canseco
@JoseCansecoSep 10
My name is Jose Canseco
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Captain Mark Kelly (@CaptMarkKelly) profile picture
Captain Mark Kelly
@CaptMarkKellyAug 29
Thinking of John McCain today on what would’ve been his 90th birthday. As a Senator, John never stopped fighting for what he believed was right for Arizona, even when it meant standing alone. He dedicated his life to our country, and his legacy of service will never be forgotten.
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No, dipshit, science is working. GLP-1's come from government funded research on lizard saliva, the very thing your people oppose.
Gunther Eagleman™ (@GuntherEagleman) profile pictureGunther Eagleman™
@GuntherEaglemanAug 29
MAHA is working.
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Kyle Dunnigan (@kyledunnigan) profile picture
Kyle Dunnigan
@kyledunniganAug 28
Chris Hansen vs Chris Hansen
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