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JUST IN: Trump calls Bill Maher a "COMPLETE AND TOTAL LOSER,” in 1,300+ word Truth, 10 days after hosting him for a 4-hour dinner at the White House.
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So @stephenasmith went to this dinner and then defended himself for an entire show…. Just for Trump to turn around and say it was a waste of his fkin time, he learned nothing and got nothing from the dinner. And yall still wanna defend SAS going lol?
I ain’t reading all that. I’m happy for u tho. Or sorry that happened.
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Bill 1000% looks like a fool. Which he should’ve known Trump would do. Bill watched it happen to other people, even mocked them, and the moment he thought Trump wanted to be his friend, he sold his soul with a smile on his face. Well congrats. You played yourself
Lots to unpack here but Trump says Bill Maher is an unfunny loser pothead/drunk and the recent dinner was a waste of time. TRUMP: Let's talk about this COMPLETE AND TOTAL LOSER, Bill Maher. When I became President, I agreed to meet, after the first one, and the last one, but never agreed to do his show, which he wants me to do, DESPARATELY I believe he lied to me when I asked him, with all the applause and laughter he gets after almost everything he says, about thing that aren't funny or even any good, what Laughter Machine does he use? People can't think he's funny. Bill was very nervous. He asked for a drink. He was very insecure, and he had a seriously bruised eye and nose area, as though somebody had just beaten him up — But it wasn't me! No sooner had we had that first dinner at the White House, which is a very seductive and beautiful place, especially now that I have fully renovated and fixed it in the style which it deserves, Bill wanted to come back. Also, I wanted to tell Bill that he's a major POTHEAD. He's got to stop, it's very bad for his health. He looked like hell this time. Bill was drunk and had alcohol in his hand as he walked through the White House. Stephen A. Smith and Kid Rock came along with him. I learned nothing, and felt it was a waste of time. After the first dinner, Bill Maher was friendly, I guess, everyone walked away pleased. After the second dinner, Bill's "show" was far worse than the first. He went crazy! He's gutless, because he enjoyed every minute. Also, I am not a building a swimming pool in the White House Briefing Room, and never had any intention of doing so.
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My girl is becoming bi-lingual now 😭🏈
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This is the #MichaelJackson Energy not the and #Fabio can not relate
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He changed the energy of our country. True statement. His first term we went from good to bad. And now we’ve gone from bad to worse. That is definitely a change.
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lol I’m so happy this is a thing. Might be the best part of 2026.
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Annie Potts says that Jim Parsons returning as Sheldon in the ‘YOUNG SHELDON’ finale broke her heart. “I thought the show could have ended [with young Sheldon] and not to the dreaded scene with Jim & Mayim as Sheldon & Amy revealing he was unchanged and unrepentant. That gave me a stomach ache. It was like, ‘Who crashed our party?! Who invited you?'” (via: collider.com/young-sheldon-f…)
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I got this joke when I was 8. The internet revealed to me that there are now 20 years old who don’t get it.
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OBAMA: Some people say Abdul didn’t like some of the things you did as president. So Abdul didn't agree with some things. You know who else doesn't agree with everything I do. Michelle Obama.
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Most important debate of 26 has been settled here 🤣🙏
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An energetic and passionate acting from Michael Beach.
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It is WAY too many niggas name Jalen in professional sports...
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Big Michael Michael is taking over 2026
He really dropped his song Big Micheal Micheal 😭🤣 Boy was spitting!
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I trust stewie in this situation😁 "Your poor plannin does not constitute an emergency for me"
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Wow this weeks @RealTimers is a tough listen. Like Bill….what happened to you?
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A suspect has been arrested in Germany following a fire at Adolf Hitler's mountain retreat, known as Eagle's Nest, German police said. Authorities were alerted to a fire at the Nazi leader's mountain residence on the peak of Obersalzberg at approximately 9:15 p.m. local time on Friday, Upper Bavaria South police said in a statement. The building, also known as Kehlsteinhaus, was "completely engulfed in flames" when firefighters arrived, police said, but no one was found inside and no injuries were reported.
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