Joe Turds Turd World®

Good morning turdlets! ☀️ The shape of your day, just like the shape of your turd, is determined by what you make it out to be. 💩 Just gather close and hear what the Poodah has to say. 👂 Nappy stains! 🧘‍♀️

Joe Turds Turd World Remembers and Celebrates the Greatest Generation! They will always be Unflushable!

From the mind of legendary comic artist Shatsuhiro Otomo comes the iconic tale of a sh*tty future in the overcrowded cesspool of Neo-Turdyko, where biker Shite’aro Kenada gets sucked into a conspiracy after his friend Tetsuo Shita gains startlingly crappy powers — and a monster named KUSO lets off a huge, uncontrollable, ungodly destructive fart. The greatest of all Japanese concepts this side of BogZilla!

Good morning. Happy Monday! Don't fart in your Zoom meetings this morning. We all know how those sh*tty moments pan out.

Here’s another peek into the process! Sometimes, as good as a blue line sketch might be, it’s just not the right look & feel for the finished piece. So... changes are made. (I actually really like the blue line here.)

Please make sure you follow us and turn on your notifications for an all need word of whiffdom, straight from the mouth of the wise and powerful Poodah! Every Monday!

Good morning! We finally managed to pin down “AntiFart Aktion” activist Greta Turdburg. And we got a quote... Not much of a quote. Pretty sh*tty really. But at least she was semi-coherent — which is a new look for her!

So, some time back, an utterly batsh*t crazy individual was storing our Bogfather mascot… And they lost it. Someone out there bought it — and we don’t know where it is. 🚨 HAVE YOU SEEN THE BOGFATHER? Let us know!

Some more wise words from the darker side of the bowl... #deepthoughts

Sit back an’ relax with a cup of Poo Mountain Coffee ☕💨 Would you like us to make this coffee for the merch store?

Hey Turdesitas! 🇲🇽 The Mexshitcan Word of the Day is "Jewish".

Good morning Turdlets — this special edition poster is coming to the Turds Merch Shop this summer. Get it while it’s Sh*t Hot! 💩🔥

We just thought this was kinda funny... (In a dark and Turdtastic way, of course.)

Have you had your crapbreak today?

Good morning! Enjoy a preview of the pilot episode of Smokey Joe’s Café — a Turd World production. Those dang Fartians get everywhere!

FREE TOMMY PLOPPINSON! Releasing a captive has never been so urgent! Now that he's free, it's time to start some sh*t!

Welcome to Who's Poo Wednesday! Meet Shitfaced. A Turd like no other. He rode a weapon of Ass Destruction and lit the biggest fart in Turdworld history. R.I.P.:👇

Happy hump day! Just don’t talk to me. I hate happy people...

Sloppy by name, sloppy by nature! We love you long time! Show us some love with a follow and repost!

The boys are still in Japan! For an island country, it does seem to have a turdtastically excessive amount of sh*te!