He/Him/That Guy. 2015 water drinking champion. Asexual. Hammy's Low Hanging Fruit guy

Michigan
Joined February 2021
Not that I have many followers, but I can now be found over at Blue sky. bsky.app/profile/turkeyham10…
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i’m ok with it getting dark at 5 pm now bc dark is how movie theaters are and i loooove movies
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#VGP #Giveaway Time! Retweet, Like this post and Follow VGP for a chance to win a copy of Super Mario Party Jamboree for the #NintendoSwitch The winner will be announced on Monday, Oct 28. #Mario #MarioParty #videogames
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🚨NEW FLAVOR🚨 for all the ✨childless✨ cat ladies 😻. Churn Out the Vote has sweet-and-salty mousse & pretzel swirls & plenty of hope for our democracy. Join us and @BVMInstitute in churning out the vote this fall. In Scoop Shops and freezers soon: benjerrys.co/3A9BNSy
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It's a #Fangamer #FreebieFriday at #VGP Retweet, Like this post, and Follow VGP for a chance to win not one, but three Fangamer #NintendoSwitch titles #OMORI #undertale #hollowknight One lucky winner will be announced on Mon, Aug 12th. #videogames #NSW #giveaway
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Proud #BonelessDenier, boneless wings are for kids. Sorry @popeyes, you can’t change my mind, but I love your bone-in wings 😋

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#FreebieFriday time! We're giving away a copy of Final Fantasy I-VI Pixel Remaster Collection for the #NintendoSwitch Retweet, Like this #giveaway post, and Follow #VGP to enter. The winner will be announced on Friday, August 2nd. #FinalFantasy #videogames #NSW #FinalFantasyVIIRemake #FFXIV #FinalFantasy8 #Finalfantasy7 #FinalFantasyXV
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ORIGAMI ANGEL - FEELING NOT FOUND 14 SONGS. SEPTEMBER 27th, 2024. counterintuitiverecords.com/…
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Is this the cover to the next @HeartAttackMane release?
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Remember that time Eric Egan of @HeartAttackMane fame lost his freewill by having a chip surgically implemented into the back of his head to which he was then forced to play guitar against his will before breaking free and destroying it in front of some scientists? Well I do!
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it is sad that some people don’t think the bends is the best Radiohead album I hope they get therapy
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Turkeyhammy retweeted
This is the LAST day you can retweet this
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I bet all the people shit talking pepperoni shut up reaaaalll quick when pizza got invented
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You still giving follows for people with hammy in the top five of their Spotify wraps @HeartAttackMane?
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Gonna go hog wild at Taco Bell later they don’t even know
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Don't mind me. Just a guy wearing his pink lemonade @HeartAttackMane beanie.
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BREAKING: Epic Games lays off roughly 50% of Bandcamp amidst its sale to Songtradr. The Fortnite maker purchased the music platform just last year but is now spinning it off amid massive cost cutting.
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WHAT DO WE WANT Luigi's Mansion 1 on the Switch WHEN DO WE WANT IT Please Nintendo
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My @HeartAttackMane Grails as of September! And yes, I do plan on getting the setlist signed come December!
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