@TurntUpMom69

I don't tweet and I don't twat - Sometimes I do art (DFW he/him - married 🏳️‍🌈)

Joined February 2010
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A Merry Substance-mas to all!! 💚 @TryTheSubstance @coraliefargeat
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Hey @7UP I know times are hard but this shrinkflation is crazy. Literally the last can in the pack and it's like maybe 1/3 full and still carbonated somehow?? 😥
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horse dentist
@equine__dentistOct 16
on my way to fucking GET YOU
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Top Viral LGBTTYL+ Videos@vi2_v_2Sep 20
how chess pieces walk the runway tinashe melatonin chess freedom
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big honkin caboose@itsbighonkinSep 10
a loaded god complex Charlie and Kirk it
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한이@HS_O32OSep 6
아 영상 처음보는데 얼굴 박힌채로 있다가 서서히 들고 꿈뻑...하는게걍개처웃김
하루
@i_like_ai0Sep 6
밥 먹을 땐 개도 안건드리는데..
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mini⁷ ✿@venusjmiAug 29
TURTLES DOING THE MIDNIGHT SUN LIFT THIS IS FRYINGGGG ME
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habitual line-stepper@alaskastardustAug 26
Director: hey guys did you finish the sequence introducing the pollution monster? Animators and Tim Curry: sure did boss, real fuckin sexy just like you asked Director: what
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Elisa! (bug)@elisun_Aug 23
My plug just gave me this?
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Jinkx Monsoon@JinkxMonsoonAug 8
It was 8am mind you
corey@cschmitzrunAug 7
Replying to @dailyjinkxx @Lavalampdick04
She’s not afraid to try out a laugh
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Periquita 🎃@entrecejas3Aug 3
Siempre pienso en esa reseña de Letterboxd que decía 'yo pensaba que Matilda había sido filmada a la altura del suelo para representar el punto de visto de los niños pero luego descubrí que la dirigió Danny DeVito'
Pop Base
@PopBaseAug 2
‘Matilda’ was released 30 years ago today.
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well yeah but only if they have good news and bad news
Doug Murphy shady facts@bisexualbozemanJul 5
Some of y’all lowkey think nonbinary people need to be looking like this to be nonbinary
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Eggroll 🐻‍❄️@EggrolarBearJul 4
so after watching the movie a third time i'm starting to realize that nikki's behavior may have been influenced by that little stick that bear cracked in half
tunmise
@tunmise7jJul 2
…for a minute it was true love #Obsession
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she’s so real I repeat „you watch the film and information is revealed“ to myself more times than I can count
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This dude is 30 seconds from being in a K hole..
bonky@shesbonkyJun 15
remember when republicans lost their shit and said a man from a war-ravaged country was disrespecting the white house because he wasn't wearing a tie?
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Gay AND nearsighted.. I really need to pick a struggle
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Patrick #bIm@patrickdiomedesJun 14
Oh look an excuse to post the greatest scene ever
🪼.@hoeswilinbroJun 12
What’s a line delivery you’ll never forget?
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.@petalstanJun 13
this video fucking sent me 😭😭
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ROSE LANI@pradamercuryJun 11
Watching New Yorkers gearing up for the most joyful summer ever with their hot competent mayor and their functional public transportation
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