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Turtle Sprints

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Ex Roller Disco Superstar. I have a bad knee. https://teapawt.org/t.co/KVBortQyfX

Joined June 2021
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I wish there was an app I could check several times a day where uneducated people gave ridiculous opinions on complex topics.
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Huntin' barn cat poop. Absolutely disgusting.
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"You, me and the bench seat".
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How I feel when I am about to send Brenda after the neighbor's roosters that are circling my hens. "At my signal, unleash hell".
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ONT WTF@OntWtfOct 30
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I don't have a single person in my life that would say something like this.
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@TweeetsOfDogsOct 31
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@TheCensoredRockOct 30
Just dudes being bros
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Lisa's Days
@lisa__daysOct 29
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Evenin'...
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Lloyd Legalist
@LloydLegalistOct 28
Warning: sad video.
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When I finally pass on my family's Good Book to my son.
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Waitin' on a fumble. Those are still warm.
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I'm not paying for a doggy door.
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Chicken duty.
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MERICA MEMED
@MericamemedOct 26
I showed this to my German Shepherd, and he said, "Based Dog"
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Just been informed she has to go back out to work.
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Chicken security snuck in for a nap.
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Outta bed, dad. Time for breakfast.
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Cabo 🍳🇺🇸@Shot_Of_CaboOct 22
Dude make a neuralink between humans and dogs. Thanks. @elonmusk
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Buitengebieden
@buitengebiedenOct 22
A grandma celebrating the birthday of her dog. The dog didn’t even look at the food, the eyes were all on grandma.. 🥺
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Little beast is 53lbs at five months. And apparently she gets pretty car sick.
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